Suits (TV Series)

The Arrangement (2013)

Sarah Rafferty: Donna Paulsen

Quotes 

• Donna Paulsen : Louis, what happened?

  Louis Litt : Oh. I'll tell you what happened. This stupid merger. It's bad enough my vote is worth a third of what it was last week. Now our uni-balls - gone.

  Donna Paulsen : Our... what?

  Louis Litt : Pens, Donna. The new quartermaster, Barbara L. Tottingham, will not buy us any more uni-balls. There's not one single uni-ball in this entire firm.

  Donna Paulsen : Please stop saying uni-ball.

  Louis Litt : No, I will not. Stuck with these stupid plastic things that keep breaking.

  Donna Paulsen : So buy your own pen.

  Louis Litt : [astounded]  But... Okay. There are two things in this firm that I hold very sacred - my uni-balls and my raspberry Bran bars, and if I have to go and buy 'em myself, well, then, this Barbara L. Tottingham has a message for me, loud and clear, and that's "Louis Litt, go screw yourself."

• Donna Paulsen : I have a ton of old files that I need organized and shipped to storage, and I was wondering if you could maybe do that for me.

  Mike Ross : I...

  Donna Paulsen : Because I figured if you were suddenly doing things for people that they don't need you to do, didn't ask you to do, and don't want you to do, then maybe I'd get in on that.