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6/10
Am I watching Vampire Diaries in disguise?
Nyko727 July 2023
You just have to love 12yo Ciri fighting grown man with sword and saying "he is mine". Oh yes. Another lovely thing is that in 6th episode we finally saw Geralt fight. It was two times in total this season in 20 seconds scenes. You would wonder if its Vampire Diaries or The Witcher a guy created to fight monsters.

I always love how they just run to the forest or to random cave and 15 seconds later they meet each other in the middle of nowhere and act like happy family reunion.

You can see that they have budget for visuals but the writing is just so average with so many characters badly written for this tv show. Shame.
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6/10
Deflated.
W011y4m528 July 2023
In theory, this episode should've been to "The Witcher" what "The Red Wedding" was to "Game of Thrones"; the pivotal, defining installment we'd collectively describe as "the game changer" & the one, iconic chapter responsible for solidifying Netflix's fantasies' status in the history of TV / pop culture; 3 seasons of carefully constructed storytelling, finally paying off in a goliath culmination of multiple plot-lines (from numerous main character's perspectives - on opposite sides of a brutal conflict), in service of chronicling what is ultimately a tale of profound loss & destruction (re-contextualising our entire understanding of the lore - upending the status quo) - which not only shocks (without seeming as though the twists have been formulated for the sheer sake of provoking a reaction), but hits hard, emotionally... So when I acknowledge what was at stake "in theory", I'm not only recognising the stakes in the fictional world represented, but additionally, the risks posed to the programme itself. More than any other, this undertaking - demanding success - required the series' creators to perform at their best... And so it brings me no joy whatsoever to say they simply do not operate at the level warranted here. Furthermore, if this is truly what constitutes their "best", I can clearly see why Henry Cavill decided to leave - because despite the blatant potential, present on the screen, most of it is frustratingly wasted in the shoddy execution, when source material is adapted from the page.
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7/10
The hardest episode to review
bruno-ppassini27 July 2023
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The Good: Fight with Vilgefortz was amazing, and is hard seeing as it was reading the books how much of a beating Geralt takes. Vilgefortz is super OP and he finally showed it.

Tissaia lightning I don't remember from the books, but it was great. Francesca finally using magic too.

Ciri people tend to forget: She was trained by witchers and they above human physically and great sword fight. She had a really tough training with swords and magic that netflix failed hard to show, she is actually a monster fighting and has the potential to be the most powerful being in the witcher lore;

Bad: Radovid plot is a bad joke. I don't know that character, he can't be the Radovid we know, because LITERALLY the only thing they have in common is the name.

Killing Fillavrandrel in 1 sec was weird. He might be one of the most important elves from the lore and was killed like it was nothing, no drama, but they sure did a bit of drama with that old character that doesn't even exist in the books. See what netflix does? That does not make any sense.

Stregobor casting fire was very nice but WHO knows FALKA, only who read the books. And that is a very interesting plot.

What summons this episode is: could have been awesome but things don't have the weight they should. Some phrases from the books are said without meaning to someone who only sees the show. So it really suffers from the sins of what happened before. Sad.
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Can't force myself to watch anymore
shawnyu6429 July 2023
One of the pivotal moment in the Witchers lore turned into a pretentious high school melodrama. Lines are so cringe and meaningless to the point that I lost count on how many times I rolled my eyes while watching it. There's not a single moment I can keep my suspension of disbelief and absolutely no logic in what happens. No amount of actor's charisma and CGI is going to this episode work when nothing make sense.

I was going to at least finish this season but nope, I gave up. It's a true feat to make someone who read all the books twice (one via audiobook) and played all the games (and by all, I don't mean just main trilogy but Gwent, Thronebreaker, etc) to completely lose interest. Don't get me wrong - I have no interest in drama surrounding Henry Cavil, writers, etc, it's not worth the time. And speaking of not worth the time, so is this show.
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9/10
A Game-Changing Episode That Shocks and Thrills
SuperMari0s14 September 2023
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This is one of the best episodes of the entire show, featuring epic battles and shocking twists. The episode covers the Thanedd coup, a pivotal event in the books that sees the Brotherhood of Sorcerers split into two factions and leads to a mage civil war. The episode also reveals the true villain behind the hunt for Ciri: Vilgefortz, a powerful and ambitious mage who betrays his mentor Tissaia and allies with Nilfgaard.

The episode is full of surprises and suspense, as we see familiar faces die or change sides in the chaos. Geralt, who refuses to choose a side in the conflict, finally confronts and kills Rience, the fire mage who has been pursuing him and Ciri since the beginning of the season. He also faces off with Stregobor, the cruel mage who wanted to kill Renfri in the first episode. Ciri, who is still learning to control her powers, unleashes a new and mysterious force that destroys the Tor Lara, the ancient elven tower where she was taken by Vilgefortz. Yennefer, who has regained her magic, helps Geralt and Ciri escape from Aretuza.

The episode is not only exciting, but also emotional, as we see how the characters are affected by the events. Tissaia is heartbroken by Vilgefortz's betrayal and the destruction of Aretuza, her home and school. Francesca is enraged by the death of her husband Filavandrel, who was killed by an explosive spell cast by Philippa, a Redanian mage. Jaskier is traumatized by his torture at the hands of Radovid, the king of Redania who wants to use him as a spy. The episode also sets up new challenges and dangers for the next episodes, as Geralt, Yennefer and Ciri are on the run from Nilfgaard, Redania and the Scoia'tael, an elven guerrilla group that wants to claim Ciri as their savior.

This episode is a masterpiece of storytelling, combining action, drama, humor and fantasy in a satisfying and compelling way. The episode showcases the excellent performances of Henry Cavill as Geralt, Freya Allan as Ciri, Anya Chalotra as Yennefer and Mahesh Jadu as Vilgefortz. The episode also features stunning visuals and effects, especially in the scenes involving magic and explosions. The episode is a must-watch for any fan of The Witcher or fantasy genre in general.
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7/10
Best episode this season
omgheadoff28 July 2023
Best episode this season. Not sure if that's a praise or just the other episodes, especially in the second volume (6-8) being so poor.

However, as is the theme of this season, it kind of focuses on and answers questions that nobody asked/cared about while ignoring answering the things that truly matter. Emphasizing on the stories you've built previously and connecting the dots must be done seamlessy, this is not the case this season.

That being sad, I liked the fast-paced action and so much stuff happening at once, if only the other two episodes (7 & 8, which are the weakest witcher episodes in its entirety) kept delivering in the same vein.

There are so many questions, so much unexplored potential, so much about Emhyr, Ciri, Geralt they could've done more/better, but we didn't get anything. As a whole, this season left me starved for satisfaction & knowledge. Of course, its nice to be a little hungry to end on a cliffhanger and expect the next season - however in here, i'm not just hungry, I'm starved, they gave me almost nothing I needed.
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8/10
Much better than the first half of the season
ArgonReviews2 August 2023
At this point, if you're even hitting this episode, you have enough patience to take the flaws of the Witcher for what they are. So, with the caveat that this is still a flawed episode, it's still perhaps the best episode of the season.

More 'plot' happens in the first twenty minutes of this episode than in the entire preceding episode. Some of the 1-on-1 fights feel like the choreographers were actually having fun. And some of the high intensity moments do feel like they have some weight, moreso than almost anything else this season.

Is it still a heavily flawed episode? Yes. The 'level' of magic feels completely inconsistent between episodes, characters constantly are stepping in to sacrifice themselves to 'buy time' even when a different character made the same sacrifice in the EXACT PRECEDING SCENE, and how many times will we have Ciri running through the wilderness juxtaposed with people killing each other?

All those points in mind this is still clearly among the best of the witcher and certainly the best this season is probably going to manage. Does it justify the preceding season? No not really, but it's an action-packed, plot-dense episode with some fun fights, and one eloquently wicked burn from Joey Batey's Jaskier.
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7/10
very mixed bag
SallyWilliams28 July 2023
The magical fight scenes were fantastic, I was really entertained by these sequences. There was a lot going on, a lot of casualties. But as we all know from legions of horror movies, never split the team. And THAT was all that happened. "Leave it to me" was the dumb motto in every second scene. So the seriousness of what was at stake was waning. I really don't like it when experienced characters do stupid things. And then there was a Witcher somewhere on the sidelines of this episode. Are they trying to put him more & more aside, because the actor is leaving the show ?

Personally I find other characters more interesting than the Witcher himself, but since the series is named after him, a little more to do would be fitting.
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9/10
Was worth the wait! Great episode!
ronjosh-9928527 July 2023
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Spoilers!

This episode is a long waited conclusion to many questions, and a level up we have been waiting for, it is filled with great intensity, I have enjoyed every moment of it! What I especially liked is that they did a great job of showing some of the characters true powers when pushed to their limit!

And for most of them, how emotions plays a big part in getting to that limit.

Also showing us that Gerald can be defeated, even tho it is obvious that he could, it was important they proved that even he, is not protected by plot, and can lose a fight and die!

The reason I rate it 9 is because for me, there was not enough closure, I know this is not the season finale but for it to be a 10 it had to give us a little bit more by the end of the episode, especially based on how many things unfolded and went down during the episode.

Regardless, was worth the wait, amazing experience, great watch.
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7/10
Better than previous episodes
quanghuy-6136529 July 2023
I think the plot, the acting and the effects have been massively improved from previous episodes in this season. Overall there are still holes here and there, but it is acceptable.

Let's talk about the bad parts first.

Some fighting scenes deserve more time, such as the scene with Rience. I was looking forward to seeing a fight between Rience and Yennefer but then it ended abruptly.

Also why Ciri ran towards the tower and what was inside - it was not properly explained.

Also why did Vilgefortz not kill Geralt for good?

There are many holes about the plot that should have been properly revised. It is a pity for such a great storyline.

About the goods... The effects were actually quite impressive. The acting, especially by supporting characters that play the mages, was nicely done.
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3/10
I guess CGI is enough nowadays?
e-nikoloff27 July 2023
This was an epic competition on who could make the most dense decision imaginable. Just when you thought it can't get any worse, the next person jumps in with an even more stupid one, then the next, and the next... Of course, at this point any character development, any powers and abilities that have been established don't matter in the slightest, if suddenly everybody acts in the most counter-productive and obtuse way imaginable.

I didn't like the previous seasons or episodes much either, but this one is just hilariously... entertaining is one way to put it. Although it was weird to laugh with so much gore on screen.

At least some of the choreography and effects were not bad, that's why it gets a generous 3/10.
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6/10
"We didn't come this far to abandon each other."
LegendaryFang5629 July 2023
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(669-word review) For novel readers, this episode could be one of the worst ones for reasons I can't relate to, having never read them; for TV show viewers, it could be one of the best ones somehow, or weak, as per usual with this show, for some - for me, it was in the latter territory to some degree but most significantly, it was goofy. So much is riding on you taking things seriously - well, everything is with a show like this and any TV show or film that isn't specifically a comedy - but there's so much goofiness at play; it's ridiculous.

Here are some examples (it's practically everything in the episode, so get your snacks): the dramatic zoom-in on Ciri as she turns and "looks at the camera," the on-the-nose armbands and Philippa's before-the-title-sequence 'a purge' line, Dijkstra and Geralt walking out of the room as if nothing is going on around them because the scene demands it, the weird inches-apart standoff between the mages and the Scoia'tael-Nilfgaardians duo (I get that fight sequences like that, magical or otherwise, that employ VFX elements, have difficulties impacting the execution, but that could've been done so much better - also, the baseball scene in Twilight did the 'inches-apart standoff' better), Filavandrel's explosive death, Fringilla's impactful appearance that was only preceded/set-up by her overhearing talk about boats going missing in the fourth episode, Artorius' death, Geralt's marvelous teleporting skills (on top of finding Ciri because "he'll find us; he always finds us," which also seems to apply to Yennefer finding her and her finding Yennefer - it must all be...what do you call it, plot convenience...sorry, Destiny, amirite?) behind Rience for dramatic entrance's sake despite the area being a clearing and Geralt nowhere to be seen before the magical moment, Gerhart of Aelle, "the oldest living sorcerer," dying of a heart attack, Triss getting arrowed in the chest out of nowhere, Mel Brooks-style (probably by a cameraman because the scene went on without it being that big of a deal, a prominent theme throughout the episode; I didn't mind how Tissaia was out of it, expression/reaction-wise, as it made some sense, but the overall scene was silly), Cahir's so-impactful embracing of death as penance at the hands of Ciri, only to backtrack immediately to fight off the Scoia'tael, with the final line, "I will find you," Stregobor's "I've been waiting for this moment," Geralt's stern order to Ciri, telling her to "Go," which is so well-written because we KNOW what he means and where he's telling her to go (...right?), and characters hugging, which happened three times.

In other words, mostly everything (supposed to be) significant came across goofy. But through the presentation on how to do comedy, there was a beacon of hope: the production value. This (and possibly the final two episodes of the season) was where that budget, rivaling the budget of Game of Thrones, a proudly proclaimed statement by many, went. A smaller budget could've achieved the same result, but we can forget (more like ignore) that; many HAVE.

The only noteworthy parts here were the fight sequence between Geralt and Vilgefortz (which I, even as a non-novel reader, know wasn't as good as the potential for it laid out - Geralt also got destroyed way more intimately in the novels from the few details I know - but it managed to stand out regardless, likely assisted by the goofiness of other things: including the dialogue between them, despite the writers' attempt through Vilgefortz's iconic line about mistaking the stars reflected on a pond at night for the sky from the novels being used at the end to make you forget or ignore that their dialogue writing has been mediocre; Mahesh Jadu's delivery was also unconvincing) and the fact that the smoke-show that is Tissaia de Vries/MyAnna Buring will now be further so with her new white-haired look.

TL;DR: Geralt and Vilgefortz's fight sequence and the goddess, Tissaia de Vries' (MyAnna Buring), new white-haired look stood out amongst prominent goofiness.
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2/10
Corny.. forced.. theatrical...
daviddavtyan-3162428 July 2023
Special effects are great, costumes are gorgeous, the visual part in all is stunning! Actors did best they could but the way the story is put... even if I didn't know the source it felt forced.. it felt like "oh we gotta put this scene! And this scene and this scene! Oh yea so good, put this scene as well!!"... the writers cared more about the scenes they wanted to show rather than telling a wholesome story even away from the source. Forced.. corny.. even cringy.. the story is not properly weaved together.. the reveals of characters are terrible.. I don't know... I was facepalming my way though.
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4/10
Ciri the MacGuffin
tim_ballard31 July 2023
Nobody makes a sensible decision at any point, during this episode, people stand and wait to be shot, power mages can't stop a couple of attackers, and seem to think nobody would use a stratagey that targets their weakness?!

Seems this show is written by imbeciles with no understanding of strategy or conflict. The battle sequence is such nonsense. Motivations are shallow and confused, Ciri as a MacGuffin is particularly hard to do comprehend and frustrating as a viewer. Pretty much drivel dressed up in fancy clothing.

I'm at a loss as to what they're trying to achieve by butchering this universe and all the characters within it.
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5/10
It could have been great
orgrinrt27 July 2023
I had such hopes for this latter volume, seeing as the story got somewhat more faithful to the source prior this episode (though a lot of weird additions and changes remained), which I hadn't expected, but vaguely appreciated.

The arc this episode went through could have been so amazing. I remember the books sort of breezed through it a bit, but the plot points contained within made sense and were pretty epic, I have to admit.

But this one, while preserving some plot points, went into weird directions with others, and I can't help but feel annoyed that such minute things as the surroundings for certain scenes were needlessly changed to something that didn't really feel like a necessary or warranted change.

I mean, the episode ticked many of the boxes in terms of plot points, but the delivery was very much disappointing. Mixed with some weird additions and changes, it just fell flat for me.

And the two heavy-hitter plots, Dijkstra and Geralt, neither hit as heavy as they should've in my opinion.

I don't really have much hope for the remaining two episodes, but we'll see...
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4/10
Henry Cavil and terrible Special effects
kiliankluesener27 July 2023
The only positive is, as always, the storyline around Geralt. Henry Cavill is Geralt of Riva.

Otherwise, it is built on drama, which is not felt at all, the effects look terrible, greenscreen is far too clear to see and an explanation of why something is happening is not really received.

The choreography is well done, the tension is built up and even his antagonist acts as a serious villian who could be fun to watch in the next seasons.

It is much closer to the book than the first 2 seasons and parts of the 3rd season but still too confusing, complicated and unnecessary talk that is only supposed to sound noble, but are many words about nothing.

Far to Many secondary characters are put in one epsiode..
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1/10
The series has collapsed, and I take it as pure comedy.
DoctorDragon30 July 2023
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What an incredible episode...I've never experienced such a feeling. I spent 40 minutes laughing in front of the screen at every character choice.

Choices that make no logical sense. Some characters die in the most random way possible, others petrify in front of the battle, as if in stasis from the ugliness of this episode, still others ask for forgiveness and then leave the scene, or decide to go places for no reason other than the choice of the directors/screenwriters.

The few battles are also good to see, although, as usual, the good guys are left alive by the bad guys for no reason (Geralt...he was just better off disappearing for good from a series that does not deserve him).

Let's not even talk about Stregobor, who attacks enemies and then...does nothing? The same enemies come out of a cave in the next scene and he disappears into thin air (figuratively...we are not explained what happens to him).

From this episode I was left with...a good feeling strangely enough! The series has collapsed, and I take it as pure comedy. It's the only way to go on and see the last moments of Geralt, the authentic one.
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3/10
very low quality.
sinsinat-5037929 July 2023
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This episode was awful to say the least. The only bit I enjoyed was Geralt and vilgefortz fighting(that fight alone is 7/10). And that alone shift it from 1 to 3 out of 10 for me. Its done so badly, how the elven king dies, The battle at artuza, every mage has a shield, how easily Yennefer, Geralt and ciri reunion with each other anywhere and split up. Its just dumb. The way the fire-caster died. Where did geralt come from? This continent feels so small, and I assume not everyone has a teleport spell. I guess the worst part about this show that things happen very fast, and the unrealism in fighting, events, appearances and relationships makes it lower than average quality TV show.
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1/10
From bad to worse - R.I.P Witcher
Dayhammer28 August 2023
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This episode supposed to be a turning point in Witcher saga, however, they made it more like a trashy soap opera family reunion. Firstly, CGI is terrible and acting is not much better. Secondly, things make no sense at all, at least on the screen. Mages are fighting and killing all the time, number of the enemies is the same. Of course, Francesca and Fringila do not die, just like every other main character, regardless where they are. Even Stregobor's tempering with fire magic does nothing, similar to Tissaia and her spell. Everyone tends to find each other all the time and cross huge distances extremely quickly on foot. Also, Ciri is fighting experienced Nilfgaardian general, while Geralt is just watching... Terrible episode.
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4/10
Too hard to continue watch
bennysumitro17 August 2023
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This episode is a disaster. Right now i am watching just for the sake of completing the season and not enjoying the story. Ridiculous fight scene where suddenly witches vs elves out of nowhere and bunch of them throwing spells and arrows. Why do that? Dont they understand battle tactics? Are they just standing and waiting to get shot by arrows/spells? Tessaia just stand there while looking at Vilgefortz opening door and just waltzed through after that? Then the elves just come in while the socerer/witch also come to the room randomly? I just dont get it. The script writer should be fired for ruining the show.
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2/10
What was this confusing mess?
chiromojoman15 August 2023
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Boy was that hard to watch. I can honestly say that I was completely lost throughout the episode as characters just kept showing up and disappearing when and where the plot needed them to. The plot itself was impossible to follow, the decisions characters made were random and largely nonsensical... Oftentimes producing little to no discernible effect. What did Tissaia's lightening accomplish besides ramping up the CGI budget? Where the hell did Stragabor come from? What did his fire accomplish? Where the hell did he go afterwards?

Contrivances galore. This show has gone off the rails completely. What should have been epic ended up a confusing ridiculous mess.

The visuals were impressive at times, that is about it.
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1/10
what happened?
rich-1216931 July 2023
It hasnt been the best season of the witcher but it hasnt been terrible. After the mid season break...its now terrible.

This episode is so boring and makes no sense.

The witch coven gets taken over by the bald man..who kills lot of witches until he stops killing for some reason. Idk the whole episode felt like the actors just stopped acting and just starting reading the script in front of them. I could not watch it for more than 10 mintues its so boring.

From the last episode to this i do not understand any of the characters motivations. Lack of motivation means a boring character. I made it.
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1/10
Seems like men are not worthy of screentime
WhyIhateNetflix2 August 2023
The trend in the last 1,5 seasons is clearly to show as little of men on screen as possible. We need to switch to a female dominated lead with strong characters and ultimate power. Which would have happened as well if they actually followed the books because Yen is powerful enough. No we are going to shove it down your throat and make a show called the witcher but show almost 0 involvement of the witcher himself. The fight of Ciri was the worst portion where Geralt is just standing back and letting her do whatever she needs to do. It is so utterly forced and stupid that I gave up right then and there. Then the cartoonish scenes in Aretuza where Tissaia turns into Dame Judy Dench with 0 effect and when everyone else is just watching doing nothing. Utterly stupid.
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