(669-word review) For novel readers, this episode could be one of the worst ones for reasons I can't relate to, having never read them; for TV show viewers, it could be one of the best ones somehow, or weak, as per usual with this show, for some - for me, it was in the latter territory to some degree but most significantly, it was goofy. So much is riding on you taking things seriously - well, everything is with a show like this and any TV show or film that isn't specifically a comedy - but there's so much goofiness at play; it's ridiculous.
Here are some examples (it's practically everything in the episode, so get your snacks): the dramatic zoom-in on Ciri as she turns and "looks at the camera," the on-the-nose armbands and Philippa's before-the-title-sequence 'a purge' line, Dijkstra and Geralt walking out of the room as if nothing is going on around them because the scene demands it, the weird inches-apart standoff between the mages and the Scoia'tael-Nilfgaardians duo (I get that fight sequences like that, magical or otherwise, that employ VFX elements, have difficulties impacting the execution, but that could've been done so much better - also, the baseball scene in Twilight did the 'inches-apart standoff' better), Filavandrel's explosive death, Fringilla's impactful appearance that was only preceded/set-up by her overhearing talk about boats going missing in the fourth episode, Artorius' death, Geralt's marvelous teleporting skills (on top of finding Ciri because "he'll find us; he always finds us," which also seems to apply to Yennefer finding her and her finding Yennefer - it must all be...what do you call it, plot convenience...sorry, Destiny, amirite?) behind Rience for dramatic entrance's sake despite the area being a clearing and Geralt nowhere to be seen before the magical moment, Gerhart of Aelle, "the oldest living sorcerer," dying of a heart attack, Triss getting arrowed in the chest out of nowhere, Mel Brooks-style (probably by a cameraman because the scene went on without it being that big of a deal, a prominent theme throughout the episode; I didn't mind how Tissaia was out of it, expression/reaction-wise, as it made some sense, but the overall scene was silly), Cahir's so-impactful embracing of death as penance at the hands of Ciri, only to backtrack immediately to fight off the Scoia'tael, with the final line, "I will find you," Stregobor's "I've been waiting for this moment," Geralt's stern order to Ciri, telling her to "Go," which is so well-written because we KNOW what he means and where he's telling her to go (...right?), and characters hugging, which happened three times.
In other words, mostly everything (supposed to be) significant came across goofy. But through the presentation on how to do comedy, there was a beacon of hope: the production value. This (and possibly the final two episodes of the season) was where that budget, rivaling the budget of Game of Thrones, a proudly proclaimed statement by many, went. A smaller budget could've achieved the same result, but we can forget (more like ignore) that; many HAVE.
The only noteworthy parts here were the fight sequence between Geralt and Vilgefortz (which I, even as a non-novel reader, know wasn't as good as the potential for it laid out - Geralt also got destroyed way more intimately in the novels from the few details I know - but it managed to stand out regardless, likely assisted by the goofiness of other things: including the dialogue between them, despite the writers' attempt through Vilgefortz's iconic line about mistaking the stars reflected on a pond at night for the sky from the novels being used at the end to make you forget or ignore that their dialogue writing has been mediocre; Mahesh Jadu's delivery was also unconvincing) and the fact that the smoke-show that is Tissaia de Vries/MyAnna Buring will now be further so with her new white-haired look.
TL;DR: Geralt and Vilgefortz's fight sequence and the goddess, Tissaia de Vries' (MyAnna Buring), new white-haired look stood out amongst prominent goofiness.
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