Larry Storch: Marlon, Sleazy Sam, Knuckles

Quotes 

• Sleazy Sam : [reading a newspaper at the stand with no intention of buying it]  Hey! Look at this: a thousand bucks reward for a mynah bird.

  Knuckles : How could you tell if a bird's over twentyone?

  Sleazy Sam : Not that kinda minor, Knuckles!

• Greg Brady : Pardon me, sir, but I believe you have our bird.

  Sleazy Sam : I don't know what you're talking about.

  Knuckles : The kid must be the one offering the thousand dollars reward, boss.

  Sleazy Sam : I forgot about that.

  [turns back to Greg] 

  Sleazy Sam : Eh, you wouldn't know anything about a reward, would, ya, kid?

  Greg Brady : Sure. We're offering ten dollars.

  Sleazy Sam : Then, eh, this ain't your bird, kid.

  [shuts the door] 

• Greg Brady : Marlon!

  Marcia Brady : Psst! We're here to rescue you, Marlon.

  Marlon : For ten bucks? I dunno if I wanna be rescued. I haven't been so insulted since Jack and the Beanstalk traded me for a handful of beans.

  Jan Brady : Jack traded his mother's cow for the beans.

  Marlon : No wonder the guy who got me put me out to pasture.