The Simpsons (TV Series)
Labor Pains (2013)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
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Quotes
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Homer : Oh, man, I really overdid it tonight.
Marge : Late night at Moe's, huh?
Homer : No, I'm exhausted from "Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!" It's the toes that get you, Marge. It's the toes!
Marge : What about your own children?
Homer : Way ahead of you, Marge, I'm taking all four of my kids to the zoo tomorrow.
Marge : Three!
Homer : Yes, we'll be back by 3:00, Homer has a very tight nap schedule.
Marge : Quit talking about that baby!
Homer : I was talking about myself in the third person...
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Marge : [meeting Homer at the supermarket] Oh, you're shopping ahead for Maggie!
Homer : Oh, no, I'm shopping for Homer Jr., a baby I delivered in an elevator the night I pretended to go to work but was really playing poker.
Marge : What?
[Marge starts beating Homer]
Marge : [frame pulls out: we find out this was all a Homer's fancy]
Homer : This simulation has been brought to you by your brain, a subsidiary of your penis.
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Marge : I've never burst through a banner before but it really does the trick.
