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Two hit men go to Woodbury, a small suburban town, in order to infiltrate a high school and retrieve a disc containing information of their illicit activities from Ashley, a local teenaged girl who has it in her possession.

As if the bumbling, 'hitmen' weren't, we're treated to fourth-wall breaking moments that are incredibly lazy for a sheer story-telling perspective, as well as fight scenes that are amongst the worst I've seen. If the other 49 movies in the Tomb Of Terrors box-set are as mind-numbingly atrocious as this one, I have no clue if I'll survive enduring them as I barely made it through this travesty.

Disk Jockey isn't the worst film from the Tomb of Terrors box set but it could be the most annoying. It's another filler non-horror title. It's only 57 minutes long but with the constant, awful techno/rap music on the soundtrack and the endless, vulgar dialogue it will leave you with a headache. The main character is especially odious- his dialogue is relentlessly profane and he seems to be trying to a effect a ghetto slant to it despite being very, very White. Even worse he does the time out thing during the movie to explain the plot where everyone else stops, this happens at least four times in a movie less than an hour long. He maybe even more annoying than the main character in Hip-Hop Locos.

The plot has something to do with a high school girl with a compact disc surgically hidden inside her. Beyond that I didn't pay much attention to the plot and I can't imagine anyone else would either. There's at least a decent amount of bloody shootings here, adding some worth to the movie. If you want a movie with an omnipresent awful soundtrack and more profanity in under an hour than your average Tarantino movie Dick Jockey is for you.