The Dreamstone (TV Series)

Too Hot to Handle (1990)

Gary Martin: Zordrak

Quotes 

• Urpgor : [referring Blob, Frizz, and Nug]  They're hopeless, master! They're wasting your time! If they fail again, which they certainly will, why don't you do to them what you did to Captain Crigg, master?

  [laughs manically] 

  Urpgor : That was such fun!

  [laughs] 

  Urpgor : Such fun!

  [fade to flashback of the beginning of the first episode] 

  Zordrak : This will end your problems, and mine.

  [drops Crigg into the Pit of No Return, and the Frazznats eat him alive] 

  Zordrak : [Flashback ends]  It's not practically effective. It's a waste of a perfectly serviceable Urpney. And it has absolutely nothing whatever to do with you.

• [after Frizz's flashback, Urpgor finds the other Urpneys asleep] 

  Urpgor : Look at this! Look at this! The moment my back is turned, everybody stops work! Everybody has a little lie down! Everybody has a break! A break!

  [grumbles angrily] 

  Urpgor : Do I get a break? No! I do not get a break! And why not? Why not? Because these candles must be in that Noop's shop by tomorrow morning, and there is no time for breaks!

  [starting pumping the wax pump] 

  Urpgor : [to the Urpneys]  Well, you're all going to work overtime!

  [the Urpneys speedily fill their buckets with wax and pass them over from one another to Frizz and Nug who dumps them into the vat of wax. Just then, a candle rack coils a string around Frizz's leg, and he and Nug fell into the vat of wax, sending a wave of wax all over Blob coating him in wax, and Frizz and Nug get lifted out on the rack, also coated in wax] 

  Zordrak : [calling from his throne room]  BLOB!