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1/10
Staleness
twilightspecter27 March 2015
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Sadly, the production of this program series was not seriously researched properly. My concerns; 1) The narrator often mispronounced the correct pronunciation of many words in the Hawaiian language. In other countries, this insult would have your balls forcibly removed. 2) practically all of the "Realtors" used, did not have accurate knowledge of local lore, let alone accurate facts when questioned by the clients looking for their new homes. In fact several of the so called expert Realtors, made up total fabrications because they did not know any of the real facts. 3) Many of the images used to fill in gaps were completely out of context, such as location stills of one island mixed in with other island communities.

How I know this is because I was born on Oahu, and lived there with relatives on all the islands for 30+ years.

Just like the rebooted version of Hawaii 5 0, there are lots of inaccuracies and total fabrications (I have played an extra or two, in the original Hawaii Five O series, when I was a wee keiki). But if you are a hillbilly, that really does not care about accuracy, this is still entertaining.
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1/10
too late
manne-330088 March 2017
Tonight is the first time I have seen this show. I live in Kaneohe, Oahu, Hawaii. This show is so full of exaggerations, mistruths, mispronunciation of places, and negative comments. If the goal was to keep people from moving here I would say the show has succeeded. Yes, some of the comments were true but not to the extent the announcer saying them over and over. I am a Red Cross disaster volunteer and we do not have or exaggerate the tsunamis, hurricanes, flooding or storms the way I heard tonight. Please do not do this to our beautiful home. Aloha.
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1/10
Laughable
rodrigues-lisa8 July 2017
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I watched the Kauai episode which warns of the "wild pigs running free" on the island and the Maui episode which claimed that many people in Hawaii prefer to have outdoor bathrooms... ummm... NO.

I agree with all the other reviewers who call out the HORRIBLE narrator for his butchering of all of the Hawaiian place names. As for the homes they show, I think they intentionally choose the most bizarre homes possible and try to pass them off as "typical" for the state. I guess they had to make those choices in order to keep the price range of the homes under the million dollar mark.

I have lived in Kaneohe for most of my life. The only feral animals in our area are the chickens and a few stray cats - no pigs. Homes in this area are all typically 3 bdrm/2bath ($400k - 2 million). We are 5 minutes from a yacht club, shopping mall, and all the conveniences of civilization without the hassle of a big city. It''s about 30-455 minutes to a nice beach (not Waikikki).

DOn't watch this show if you want insight into the homes and lifestyle of Hawaii - all you'll get is a bunch of confused mainlanders looking for something that doesn't exist being sold by someone who has no clue as to what they are selling.
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2/10
Not a Good Show
ajllewellyn1 September 2016
I am so surprised this slapped-together show made it to air in the condition it's in. Another reviewer has pointed out the mispronunciations and the weird "facts" Realtors tell prospective clients. I am also put off by some of the properties shown. The homes built in the middle of lava floes...I don't know...it just seems wrong and disrespectful. I'd make sure to consult a kahuna before buying one. And some of the other homes are creepy, half-finished, creepy...some of the people are also strange. The couple who spent years illegally living in a tent on the island probably thought the house with the outdoor toilet and stinky cesspool flowing underneath it was a real upgrade from a tent, but it left me feeling yucky. It's as though they've looked for the worst of the worst properties to stop the haole from Buying Hawaii!
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1/10
Really misrepresents Hawaii
akiva-6924818 May 2018
If you are watching this how you would think tsunamis, fire ants, wild boars, menacing centipedes and aggressive wildlife are all daily concerns and that people walk around scared of the next attack. What a crock. Plus you'd think the narrator would learn how to pronounce at least SOME of the town names correctly!!!!!!

HELP!!!!! I am being attacked by 30 foot centipede!!!!
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1/10
Scary Hawaii Real Estate
lambiepie-217 September 2017
I just found this program and watched 6 episodes and if I did not have any experience of Hawaii and its islands at all, I found myself not wanting to buy Hawaii Real Estate or visiting Hawaii at all. Wild boars, termites, centipedes, lava, earthquakes, rail, tsunamis, little food, outhouses, sumps, banks that will not FUND a mortgage in certain areas (pssst, the areas they are showing!) ...and folks willing to risk life, family, children to buy a home there. Really?!?! I know people with families who have owned property for decades in various places in Hawaii and never have I heard of such disasters! Make no mistake, no matter where one chooses to live there are going to be "natures" problems -- and Hawaii has Islands and land that is still developing. It is not the mainland so yeah, things are going to be exported to it and it will take time to get it, but this program gives you the creepy-crawlies/itchy-witchies and turns one completely off of Hawaii as a place to settle in. And not just that, those who buy any of these showings, you wonder -- "what the HECK are you thinking?!?!" I cannot speak about the 'mispronunciations' of Hawaii destinations claimed as I was too busy wondering what the heck --just what is the program trying to show? It's not positive and sometimes it's good to "see the other side", but this has been downright negative and Hawaii and it's island real estate offerings, good and bad, deserve much better.
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