How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Last Forever: Part Two (2014)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Ted : It was at times a long, difficult road. But I'm glad it was long and difficult, because if I hadn't gone through hell to get there, the lesson might not have been as clear. You see, kids, right from the moment I met your mom, I knew... I have to love this woman as much as I can for as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, not even for a second. I carried that lesson with me through every stupid fight we ever had, every 5:00 a.m. Christmas morning, every sleepy Sunday afternoon, through every speed bump. Every pang of jealousy or boredom or uncertainty that came our way, I carried that lesson with me. And I carried it with me when she got sick. Even then, in what can only be called the worst of times, all I could do was look at her and thank God, thank every god there is, or ever was, or will be, and the whole universe, and anyone else I can possibly thank that I saw that beautiful girl on that train platform, and that I had the guts to stand up, walk over to her, tap her on the shoulder, open my mouth, and speak.
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Ted : [Meeting The Mother for the first time] Excuse me. Hi.
Tracy McConnell : Hi!
Ted : I'm...
Tracy McConnell : The best man.
[puts her umbrella over Ted's head]
Tracy McConnell : Yeah, get in here. Get in here. Get in here.
Ted : Oh, thanks. Here, let me.
[holds the umbrella]
Tracy McConnell : Oh, okay. Thank you.
Ted : Yeah. Great show tonight.
Tracy McConnell : Oh, thank you!
Ted : You're Cindy's ex-roommate, right?
Tracy McConnell : Yeah, and you are the professor. I took one of your classes.
Ted : Really? Which one?
Tracy McConnell : Econ 305.
Ted : Econ 305? I don't teach -
[realizes she was among the students when Ted mistakenly started teaching the wrong class a few years ago]
Ted : Oh, no.
Tracy McConnell : Oh, yeah.
Ted : Excuse me, I'm going to jump onto the tracks now.
Tracy McConnell : No, no no no, don't. You were great. You were great.
Ted : Wait a second, this is my umbrella. I left this umbrella at Cindy's. You totally stole my umbrella.
Tracy McConnell : [laughs] What? No, I didn't! This is *my* umbrella. I bought this.
Ted : Excuse me, it even has my initials on it. Right here.
[points to handle]
Ted : T.M. Ted Mosby.
Tracy McConnell : Yeah, look again, Ted Mobsy, those are *my* initials. T.M. Tracy McConnell.
Ted : Um, no, Tracy McConnell. It's T.M. Totally My umbrella.
Tracy McConnell : Um, *you're* T.M. Terribly Mistaken, because this umbrella has always belongs to T.M. To Me.
[laughs]
Tracy McConnell : Although, I *did* lose it for a few years there. Um, so I went to this dance club on...
Ted : On St. Patrick's Day.
Tracy McConnell : On St. Patrick's Day.
Ted : And you left it there.
Tracy McConnell : And I left it there.
Ted : And you never thought you'd see it again.
Tracy McConnell : And I never thought I'd see it again. Funny how sometimes you just find things.
Ted : Hi.
Tracy McConnell : Hi.
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Ted : ...and kids , that's How I Met Your Mother
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Lily Aldrin : I can't believe it. It's Ted Mosby's wedding day.
Ted : Yes. After only 7 years and 2 kids. Guys, am I rushing into this?
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Marshall Eriksen : Hey Ted, ask me if the abominable snow man called.
Ted : Has the abominable snow man called?
Marshall Eriksen : Not Yeti.
