Mat Stevenson: Adam Cameron

Quotes 

• Alf Stewart : [Banging on Adam's caravan door]  Cameron! I know you're in there!

  Adam Cameron : Do you think that could be Alf?

  Greg Marshall : Yeah, well it sounds like him!

  [knocking gets louder] 

  Alf Stewart : Cameron, Open this flamin' door!

  Greg Marshall : Uh, Maybe you should let him in.

  Adam Cameron : Well, I don't know. Strange things have been going on round here lately, mate. Did you hear, Ryan's caravan got trashed by this madman?

  Greg Marshall : Yeah, I think you'd better let him in.

  Adam Cameron : Hey, Alf. If it's about the graffiti in the ladies' dunnies, I can explain everything, mate.

  Alf Stewart : Open this flamin' door before I do something I regret!

  [Adam opens the door, Alf spots Greg] 

  Alf Stewart : What the *hell* have you been up to, the pair of ya?

  Greg Marshall : [Sees letter in Alf's hand]  Hey, uh, that isn't what I think it is?

  Alf Stewart : It's a flamin' summons for me to appear in court on illegal using of fishing nets!

  Adam Cameron : [Shows Alf his summons]  Snap.

  Greg Marshall : But Alf, you weren't even there.

  Alf Stewart : I know I wasn't flamin' there, but I got a very nasty feelin' someone *was* there, *weren't* they?

  Adam Cameron : What? how'd they know they were your nets?

  Alf Stewart : Because I've got a tag on the flamin' thing with my flamin' name on it!

  Adam Cameron : Well, we'll just get a warning. First offence, eh?

  Alf Stewart : Don't talk absolute twaddle, Cameron! First offenders are so lucky to get off with $10,000 fines! You read about it in the paper every week! Now you blokes you got me into this mess, and I'm *damn* sure you're gonna get me out of it!

  [slams door]