Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial (2014)

Kristen Schaal: Louise Belcher

Quotes 

• Louise Belcher : I want my name off this project and my last name off my name! Now it's just Louise Louise!

• Bob Belcher : Why did I think this was a good idea? Why did I throw all our money away on this?

  Randy : Despite the brilliant camera work, I think the problem is the script written by a nine-year-old.

  Louise Belcher : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Learn to direct, you hack.

  Randy : I am learning.

• Randy : I also brought in some props to make the new final shot look more footbally. Some pom-poms for Linda.

  Linda Belcher : Rah-rah! Pom-poms for the mom-moms!

  Randy : For Gene, I brought this mouth guard which I need back by tonight. I grind my teeth. And a referee shirt for Louise.

  Louise Belcher : No way. I'm not being the referee.

  Randy : I took the shirt off my teddy bear and you're the only one who it'll fit.

  Louise Belcher : Tough break, Randy. Sorry about your naked bear.

  Randy : Louise, a word, please? Listen to me! I know we've had our differences, but I need this!

  Louise Belcher : Admit you're a hack and I'll do it.

  Randy : I am not a hack!

  Louise Belcher : Then I'm not a ref.

  Randy : Fine, I'm a hack, but I'm learning and soon I won't be a hack, but you... you'll always be a little girl.

  Louise Belcher : He said he's a hack! Just so you know!