The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Proton Transmogrification (2014)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
Photos
Quotes
-
Amy Farrah Fowler : Arthur passing away was harder on Sheldon than he's ready to admit. I'm hoping this will cheer him up.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Me too. Although it might have been thoughtless of us to make a Death Star cake.
Amy Farrah Fowler : No, it combines two of Sheldon's favorite things. Chocolate chips and the ability of destroying a planet at the push of a button.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well, anyway, it'll be a nice surprise for the boys. And Howie doesn't think I take his interests seriously, so hopefully this will keep him fooled for a while.
-
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I got into science because I was the smallest kid in school so I thought if I became a scientist I can invent a formula that can make me taller.
Amy Farrah Fowler : That's cute.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah. I thought it was working for a while, but then I just found out my brother was lowering the pencil marks on the door frame. How about you?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I guess it must have begun back when I was in the girl sprouts.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Girl sprouts?
Amy Farrah Fowler : My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts. She didn't want me selling cookies on some street corner like a whore.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : How did that get you into science?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, I went to the library to check out a book on biology to see what whores did.
-
Bernadette Rostenkowski : This is fun. You don't see many spherical cakes.
[the cake rolls off the table and onto the floor]
Amy Farrah Fowler : I wonder why that is?