Schitt's Creek (TV Series)
Honeymoon (2015)
Dan Levy: David Rose
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Quotes
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Stevie Budd : So, just to be clear, um... I'm a red wine drinker.
David Rose : That's fine.
Stevie Budd : Okay, cool. But, uh, I only drink red wine.
David Rose : Okay.
Stevie Budd : And up until last night, I was under the impression that you too only drank red wine. But I guess I was wrong?
David Rose : [nods knowingly] I see where you're going with this. Um... I do drink red wine. But I also drink white wine.
Stevie Budd : Oh.
David Rose : And I've been known to sample the occasional rosé. And a couple summers back, I tried a merlot that used to be a chardonnay...
Stevie Budd : Uh... okay.
David Rose : ...which got a bit complicated.
Stevie Budd : Yeah, so... you're just really open to all wines.
David Rose : I like the wine and not the label. Does that make sense?
Stevie Budd : [smiles] Yes. That does.
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Alexis Rose : So?
[Short pause]
Alexis Rose : Stop! So?
[Short pause]
Alexis Rose : You slept with Stevie!
David Rose : What? Did dad tell the whole motel?
Alexis Rose : No, but I heard through the wall. He was doing his high pitched voice. So, was it cute for you or what?
David Rose : It was cute.
[short pause]
David Rose : Fun but cute.
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David Rose : This was a beautiful choice!
Stevie Budd : This was a lovely choice! I should head to work. Which is where I should have been 15 minutes ago.
[Stepping outside the door]
David Rose : Stevie? Oh, Stevie? It's those towels again! We need towels.
Stevie Budd : David!
David Rose : What?
Stevie Budd : Your father saw me outside.
[Short pause]
Stevie Budd : ##CK! Your dad can't know about this. It's humiliating to me.
Johnny Rose : Stevie? Is the room that has towels in if? If it is I'd like a key.
Johnny Rose : [opens the door] Here you go.
David Rose : Okay, this is a facecloth and a bath mat.
Johnny Rose : I'll be more than happy to get you a towel, Mr. Rose.
Stevie Budd : Stevie? Stevie?
[Stevie makes the shut up gesture to David]
Johnny Rose : [Short pause] Stevie? Is there anyone in there?
Johnny Rose : No, Mr. Rose!
David Rose : Are you in any danger? Blink if you're in any danger?
Stevie Budd : No!
Johnny Rose : Well, I'm going to go now,
[Softly]
Johnny Rose : , and I'm going to call the police!
Stevie Budd : No, Mr. Rose please don't call the police.
David Rose : DAD PLEASE, JUST TAKE THE TOWELS AND GO!
David Rose : [Stevie opens the door all the way revealing David in bed] Oh? I'm going to go now!
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David Rose : Wow, Ted, this is all very... new looking - did you design it yourself?
Ted Mullens : I wish! No, I found this website online that sells off old department store show rooms.
Stevie Budd : So this whole room...
Ted Mullens : Just gets delivered, as is. This is the Bachelor's Den here, and then that's the Executive Dining Lounge that I got on Black Friday.