Modern Family (TV Series)
Message Received (2014)
Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
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Quotes
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Jay Pritchett : Why pay all that money for people you barely know?
Mitchell Pritchett : Oh, oh, you mean like any of your friends?
Jay Pritchett : Oh, please, you don't want any of my friends there.
Mitchell Pritchett : Really? Because I've... I've been asking for a list for months now. So who doesn't want them there, me or you?
Jay Pritchett : Why are you getting upset?
Mitchell Pritchett : Because, Dad, if... If this was Claire's wedding, you would be all over it. You'd be wanting to have it at your club. You'd be inviting all your friends.
Jay Pritchett : Oh, please! I wasn't that thrilled when Claire got married either.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Either? For God's sake, just stop talking.
Jay Pritchett : Everybody back off. I don't think I'm out of line suggesting my friends don't want to see a father-son dance at a big gay wedding.
Mitchell Pritchett : There is no father-son dance, Dad.
Jay Pritchett : I don't know what things go on. Do I walk you down the aisle? Does someone throw a bouquet? I mean, I'm just saying, I don't know how this stuff plays out with my guys from the club.
Mitchell Pritchett : You mean the guys who sit around the locker room watching football naked? No, see this... This isn't about them. This is about you. You are the one that's uncomfortable here.
Jay Pritchett : Fine. I admit it. This whole wedding thing is weird to me.
Mitchell Pritchett : [after a stunned silence] Wow.
Jay Pritchett : Now, see, why do you get to be you, but I don't get to be me? See, I didn't choose to be uncomfortable. I was born this way.
Mitchell Pritchett : Are you really throwing a gay anthem in our face right now?
Jay Pritchett : Oh, damn it. Give me some credit. You know how far I've come. I mean, what more do you want from me?
Mitchell Pritchett : You know what, Dad? You do. You get to be you. If, if it really makes you that uncomfortable, then... Don't come to the wedding.
