Orange Is the New Black (TV Series)
Trust No Bitch (2015)
Eric Zuckerman: Rabbi Alan Tatelbaum
Quotes
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Cindy Hayes : Look at me now, I'm a bona fide jailhouse Jew!
Rabbi Alan Tatelbaum : Sort of. Its not really official without the mikvah, but that was wonderful. Really, Tova. Congratulations.
Cindy Hayes : Hold up... the mik-what?
Shelly Ginsberg : Oh, it's like, um... Like a baptism, but without all the touching. You soak in a pool and you clean off all that Christian filth that you've been carrying around.