The Noobs discover a caveman atop Mount McCorn who is infected with a virus. They defeat the virus and disguise him as Uncle Harry. This works until he steals from a museum and goes on the run.
The Noobs jump into their newest video game Totally Adorable Battle Monsters. They discover nobody stayed outside to extract them. Now they have to capture the best monsters and beat the boss or else they will be stuck in cyberspace forever.
Tyler brings up a great idea to the noobs, to destroy the US government and make a new empire to their city. Only to find out that Tyler actually has the woke virus. Mem and Zen crack a cold one, and watch
The Noobs learn of an ancient prophecy of a chosen warrior that will bring peace to the universe. They all think they are it. Rovu, a rival of the Noobs is pretty sure he is the chosen one, he arrives to earth to prove it.
Tyler has a doppelganger that is an interplanetary cat burglar. The interplanetary police have come to arrest Tyler. The Noobs must prove him innocent and catch Crony 12- Fingers.