Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)

Kimmy Gets a Job! (2015)

Jane Krakowski: Jacqueline Voorhees

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• Jacqueline Voorhees : [sobbing]  Julian's probably cheating on me. Not with Fat Rhonda, obviously, but he's been in Japan a lot lately. You can get a mistress in a vending machine there.

• Jacqueline Voorhees : My husband, Julian, is flying in from London for the party.

  Kimmy Schmidt : That was the fanciest sentence I've ever heard. And I used to watch "Frasier."

• Jacqueline Voorhees : Do you have any idea how much I have on my plate? Not literally, of course.

• Jacqueline Voorhees : I'm not running a charity here. Except the one where I donate my old towels to poor people with the same initials as me.

• Jacqueline Voorhees : Julian should be here any minute. How do I look?

  Kimmy Schmidt : Like a million bucks!

  Jacqueline Voorhees : Wow. I know you didn't mean that to be hurtful, but...