Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)
Kimmy Gets a Job! (2015)
Dylan Gelula: Xanthippe Voorhees
Quotes
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Xanthippe Voorhees : Disney has been lying to little girls. Stepmothers are not scary, nannies are not magical, and dwarfs do not let you spend the night at their house without expecting something.
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Kimmy Schmidt : Your stepmother expects you to be at your half brother's party when your full father gets here.
Xanthippe Voorhees : I'll be back in like an hour. God.
Kimmy Schmidt : Xanadu, you're grounded.
Xanthippe Voorhees : Xanthippe. And what?
Kimmy Schmidt : By the power vested in me as an adult who is a grownup, you're grounded.
Xanthippe Voorhees : [scoffs] Okay. Kimmy, IMHO...
Kimmy Schmidt : Pancakes, got it.
Xanthippe Voorhees : This is not gonna work. 'Cause nannies like you? I chew you up and I spit you out. Just like all my food.
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Kimmy Schmidt : You're a kid, and childhood is precious. It's okay that you're a virgin.
Xanthippe Voorhees : What is your deal? What kind of 29-year-old woman wears light-up Skechers? This isn't over. I'm gonna figure you out, Kimmy. And then I'm gonna destroy you.
Kimmy Schmidt : I know you are. But what am I?