Clearly, the cast & crew are all related. Definitely not a very bright bunch. The rave reviews are likely from their family as well.
When the movie began it was clear there was a serious lacking of IQ & common sense behind the writing & acting. It was like sending Farmer John into space alone without any training or common sense.
There is also very little dialog since there is only one actor. If there is something dumb which can be done, you can bet he will do it.
They send one lone astronaut into space when the ship is clearly built for multiple crew. Sleeps through arrival, then sits staring, stupefied (does this a lot) doing nothing until ship cannot recover. Does everything as slow as he can.
Abandons ship. Continues to breathe oxygen supply without checking planet air quality until supply was nearly gone. Clearly an earth type planet but claims to only have 5 days of water & food then promptly lays down the open water container & spills all of it. Upon finding more water & treating it, he sloppily spills down his front while drinking wastefully.
Then claims on his radio report the planet is barren with no intelligence as expected (without bothering to check the planet). What was that orbiting craft they sent doing? It should have provided an orbital overview of the planet.
Then the fool waves to something moving without first finding out who or what it was. Talk about an idiot. Farmer John wouldn't survive a night at Disneyland.
He doesn't bother to find out why his communications don't work. Puts his bag of supplies on a robot dog & nearly loses it several times. No concept of protecting his supplies. Totally ignorant in everything he does. Carelessly tosses his gear. He even beats up on a mummified body. I wouldn't trust this guy to mow my lawn.
The best part is the robot dog & the reason behind the planets condition. Duh! What did they expect when they sent that orbiter to another planet without asking? This family-made film was like having the Beverly Hillbillies write, direct & act in a film. Except slow-witted Scottish farmer style.
Very slow moving, & drawn out with very little dialog.
The concept was good. But in the wrong hands. Watchable if you have time to burn and a lot of patience.
When the movie began it was clear there was a serious lacking of IQ & common sense behind the writing & acting. It was like sending Farmer John into space alone without any training or common sense.
There is also very little dialog since there is only one actor. If there is something dumb which can be done, you can bet he will do it.
They send one lone astronaut into space when the ship is clearly built for multiple crew. Sleeps through arrival, then sits staring, stupefied (does this a lot) doing nothing until ship cannot recover. Does everything as slow as he can.
Abandons ship. Continues to breathe oxygen supply without checking planet air quality until supply was nearly gone. Clearly an earth type planet but claims to only have 5 days of water & food then promptly lays down the open water container & spills all of it. Upon finding more water & treating it, he sloppily spills down his front while drinking wastefully.
Then claims on his radio report the planet is barren with no intelligence as expected (without bothering to check the planet). What was that orbiting craft they sent doing? It should have provided an orbital overview of the planet.
Then the fool waves to something moving without first finding out who or what it was. Talk about an idiot. Farmer John wouldn't survive a night at Disneyland.
He doesn't bother to find out why his communications don't work. Puts his bag of supplies on a robot dog & nearly loses it several times. No concept of protecting his supplies. Totally ignorant in everything he does. Carelessly tosses his gear. He even beats up on a mummified body. I wouldn't trust this guy to mow my lawn.
The best part is the robot dog & the reason behind the planets condition. Duh! What did they expect when they sent that orbiter to another planet without asking? This family-made film was like having the Beverly Hillbillies write, direct & act in a film. Except slow-witted Scottish farmer style.
Very slow moving, & drawn out with very little dialog.
The concept was good. But in the wrong hands. Watchable if you have time to burn and a lot of patience.