"Community" Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing (TV Episode 2015) Poster

Keith David: Elroy Patashnik

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  • Elroy Patashnik : They took my snake and they turned it into a plumber. They made the eggs into barrels. The pine tree they made into a gorilla but I recognize my design. Donkey Kong my ass! That's Construction Snake.

    Jeff Winger : I don't practice law anymore.

    Elroy Patashnik : But we have a case, right?

    Jeff Winger : Isn't everyone you'd be suing dead?

    Elroy Patashnik : That's not cool, man.

    Britta Perry : Why would a tree throw eggs at a snake?

    Elroy Patashnik : [shouting]  Why would a plumber be fighting a monkey?

  • Elroy Patashnik : I'm pretty handy with technology. I'm assuming it's still the same, smaller holes, more bytes. Now what are we up to now, mega?

    Abed Nadir : Tera.

    Elroy Patashnik : [With awe and pride]  Tera. They did it, those bastards. They finally did it.

  • Abed Nadir : [to Frankie, who has just entered the study room]  The Wi-Fi's still broken.

    Frankie Dart : What happened to good morning?

    Abed Nadir : It's a bad morning, no Wi-Fi.

    Jeff Winger : Yeah, we really need Wi-Fi.

    Frankie Dart : Okay, let's not get carried away. We need oxygen.

    Elroy Patashnik : We have oxygen, we need Wi-Fi!

  • Elroy Patashnik : Kid, animals have been murdering each other for 3 billion years. Birds have had their 15 million in the spotlight. The same as lizards and plants and they all just use it to murder, eat, screw and not invent Wi-Fi.

  • Abed Nadir : [about the bird nest in the Wi-Fi router]  Maybe they're close to leaving the nest, until then can't you just stall by doing what real IT people do?

    Elroy Patashnik : What's that?

    Abed Nadir : Exactly.

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