Last Tango in Halifax (TV Series)

Episode #3.2 (2015)

Sarah Lancashire: Caroline

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Quotes 

• Celia : [on the phone]  Are all men rotten?

  Caroline : No, no. A lot of them are, but I don't think Alan's one of them. If I thought he was, I'd have driven straight over there two days ago and ripped his pacemaker out and shoved it... where the sun doesn't shine.

  Celia : [chuckles]  He hasn't got a pacemaker.

• [last lines] 

  Alan : [outside Caroline and Kate's wedding venue]  I'm sorry, love. I tried to persuade her. Then, uh, Lawrence came 'round and then he wouldn't come, either.

  Caroline : Well, there's no point in you being here, then, is there? If she's not here.

• Kate : [Kate and Caroline are snuggling in bed]  Just think, in just over three hours' time, we'll be shackled to each other forever. Have you chosen a poem?

  Caroline : I might have.

  Kate : Don't want to be the only one reading out a poem.

  Caroline : Might have written one.

  Kate : Have you?

  Caroline : Might have.

  Kate : No, have you?

  Caroline : My love is like a hot water bottle.

  Kate : That's so flattering, Caroline.

  Caroline : My love is like a thermal vest.

  Kate : God, you've really missed your metier, haven't you?

  Caroline : Shall I compare thee to my Jeep Cherokee?

  Kate : Go on, then.

  Caroline : Thou art more...

  [sighs] 

  Kate : More... Built like a tank and guzzles diesel like it's going out of fashion?

  Caroline : Yeah, okay, I've not thought that one through.

  Kate : Yeah, well, you've got three hours.