Scream Queens (TV Series)

Hell Week (2015)

Lea Michele: Hester Ulrich

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• Hester Ulrich : When I was six years old, my father died and my mother made me kiss the body at his funeral. Ever since then, I've been obsessed with death.

• [the girls try to figure out how to hide Chanel #2's body] 

  Hester Ulrich : Here's what you should do: Pulverize her teeth, burn off her fingerprints and disfigure her face. Once her body is unrecognizable we can create an incision on her inner thigh and drain out all of her bodily fluids. That'll give us more time to deconstruct the body.

  Chanel Oberlin : Ewww! What?

  Hester Ulrich : Because truly grinding down a body takes a lot of work. You need a really good food processor and you run the risk of fouling the plumbing, which is why you should only do it if you know how to clear out meat and bones from a drainpipe. Each of these plans has its drawbacks, but don't worry, I'm willing to help in any way possible.

  Chanel Oberlin : You're obviously a psychopath and those ideas are insane! So, no, we won't be putting her in a food processor or boning her like an enormous chicken! We're gonna put her in the meat locker for now and revisit the question when I'm not totally grossed out by YOU and feeling like I'm going to barf!

• [the girls drop Chanel #2's corpse in the meat locker] 

  Hester Ulrich : We should touch her. If we touch her, she won't haunt our dreams.

  Chanel #3 : Wait, why would she haunt our dreams?

  Hester Ulrich : And if her eyes are open, she'll take one of us with her.

  Chanel Oberlin : Take with her! What the hell are you talking about? Why are you trying to terrify us?

• Hester Ulrich : Can I call you Mom?

  Chanel Oberlin : What?

  Hester Ulrich : Please? I feel so loved and protected by all of you.

  Chanel Oberlin : Wait, you wanna call all of us Mom? That's insane!

  Chanel #5 : And super confusing.

  Chanel #3 : Actually, it's a new pop-culture term where young women desperately in need of role models call other girls they look up to Mom. Lorde's fans call her Mom.