Scream Queens (TV Series)

Black Friday (2015)

Abigail Breslin: Chanel #5

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• Chanel Oberlin : Dean Munsch has been orchestrating every one of these attacks. Melanie Dorkus, Deaf Taylor Swift...

  Hester Ulrich : That other security guard.

  Chanel Oberlin : Predatory Lez.

  Chanel #5 : Roger and Dodger.

  Chanel Oberlin : Chad's irritating armless friend, candle vlogger, black British guy...

  Grace Gardner : Gigi.

  Chanel #3 : Coney, that ice cream cone.

  Chanel Oberlin : White trash Mandy Greenwell, Miss Bean...

  Zayday Williams : Hold on, you killed Ms. Bean.

  Chanel Oberlin : I didn't turn on the deep-fryer, bitch!

• Chanel #5 : I saw this documentary once about this high schooler who could grow all this really thick hair all over his body if he concentrated really, really hard on it, and maybe Dean Munsch can do that too. I mean, this kid was, like, amazing! Like, he won this high school basketball championship single-handed...

  Chanel Oberlin : You're thinking of the movie Teen Wolf, you brainless gash, which is not, in fact, a documentary!

• Chanel #5 : Oh my God! The mall is deserted. We've been shopping for, like, ever with no liquids or cotton balls.

• Chanel Oberlin : I'm buying us all matching pink jeeps!

  Chanel #5 : Wait, what?

  Chanel Oberlin : Yes, it's gonna be so fun! We can take our matching pink jeeps on, like, an African safari or something.

  Hester Ulrich : How do we know that they're gonna have four identical pink jeeps?

  Chanel #5 : Yeah, and how are we gonna get the jeeps to Africa? I mean, are we gonna ship them or are we gonna take a ferry?

  Chanel Oberlin : I don't know, #5, okay? Stop poking holes in the pink jeep idea, please, and just accept the fact that I'm buying you all pink jeeps!

• Chanel Oberlin : At this point, who cares if the police show up?

  Chanel #5 : Chanel's right. All they're gonna do is look at Gigi's severed, roasted head and say that they have no proof that it is in any way related to the killings at campus.