Game Therapy (2015)

Federico Clapis: Giovanni

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Quotes 

• Giovanni : Listen, but the cool girl named Danika, you know her?

  Francesco : For me she's a sexy alien.

  Giovanni : Why is she a sexy alien, to me she's normal.

  Francesco : Listen, last month, at Maria's party.

  Giovanni : What Maria's party?

  Francesco : The one where we never get invited.

  Giovanni : Ah, that Maria's party.

  Francesco : Yes, basically. She took her shirt off and she went up to the rooftop, then she dumped herself into the pool naked! They even put the video online.

  Giovanni : Yeah, so what?

  Francesco : Yeah, so with girls like her who would talk to us?

  Giovanni : Well, it's how it is.

• Francesco : You know what my real problem is?

  Giovanni : Yeah, apart from your mother that ruined your family?

  Francesco : No, two letters. RL.

  Francesco : The lesbian revolution.

  Francesco : No, real life. Unless one of these doctors knows how to cure the human genre from itself, i'm a lost cause.

• Francesco : I found a new cure for real life.

  Giovanni : Which is that you started doing drugs?

  Francesco : Almost.

• Giovanni's mother : Do you have homework to do?

  Giovanni : I arleady did everything at school.

  Giovanni's mother : Yeah, you said that last year and you failed.

  Giovanni : I know but this year it's different.

• Francesco : Hey, everything arlight?

  Giovanni : The height scares me a little.

  Francesco : Come on, jump!

  Giovanni : Okay, i'm gonna jump and i'll stab him.

  Giovanni : [while falling]  WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  [hits the ground] 

• [the body of the multiverse shuts down to calibrate] 

  Francesco : Oh, fuck.

  [Giovanni falls] 

  Francesco : It'll take a moment for your brain to connect the right hemisphere to the left arm but once you get the hang of it, it will be like going on a Bicycle.

  Giovanni : It's so strange. I feel the dirt in my hands. What do i do Francesco?

  Francesco : Get up and walk.

  Giovanni : I'm trying!

  Francesco : You don't have to try, you WANT TO!

• Giovanni : And what about that?

  Francesco : Still needs to be fixed.

  Giovanni : Then how will we play together?

  Francesco : No, we can't. I'm the one that controls the unit and you play. It's necessary to have someone make the levels you know... .. in case you die.

  Giovanni : WHAT DO YOU MEAN IN CASE I DIE? Can't i heal?

  Francesco : Not when it's so real. If you don't get kicked from the game in time, the avatar sends an electric signal called death signal. Which burns the synapse that you use to connect to the multiverse. Like, theoretically, there are no damages to the brain but you can't connect to the game anymore.

  Giovanni : No, but i'm not plugging into something that risks burning my brain.

  Francesco : It won't be worse than the pills you take.

• [Giovanni throws a bomb but instead of killing people, he destroys two windows] 

  Giovanni : Sorry.

  Francesco : You're a latch Joe.

• Francesco : Listen, how about stretching your legs?

  Giovanni : Ok.

  [runs and jumps very high] 

  Giovanni : WOAH! Haha! How the fuck did i do that?

• [Giovanni sees a lady with big titties he is fluttered and then falls] 

  Francesco : Oh! Mr.Posio, can we stay focused, please?

  Giovanni : Listen, but you can also make her naked right?

  Francesco : Of course i can but i won't.

• Giovanni : I AM KABUL'S KING GUYS! I AM THE KING...

  [gets attacked] 

• Francesco : Your mission is to survive for atleast two minutes.

  Francesco : What?

  [people shoot at Giovanni] 

  Giovanni : I'M NOT READY YET!

  Francesco : You said you can't focus. If they shoot at you don't have a choice you must do it.

• Giovanni : Here i am.

  Francesco : You're late.

  Giovanni : Oh come on, five minutes late.

  Francesco : We're doing serious stuff, do you understand? DON'T BE LATE NEXT TIME!

• Francesco : I think they teached at school how to solve this puzzle.

  Giovanni : It's nice being the cool one on the outside, i'd love to see you in here.

• [after beating a guy up] 

  Francesco : You could have avoided Joe.

  Giovanni : Good manners never work.

• Giovanni : Hey, don't cry sweetie, it's gonna be alright.

  Roach : Are you, Batman?

  Giovanni : Something like that, kid.

• [a strange figure appears] 

  Giovanni : But, are you the one that's making the scene.

  Francesco : Of course, Joe! Who would it be then?

  Giovanni : Then what was that thing?

  Francesco : I have no idea. GO TO THAT FUCKING SAFE!

• Francesco : This is why i wanted you to use the elevator, the emergency button is a full on blast! I don't understand why you fucking got obsessed with that girl, it's just a piece of code.

  Giovanni : It's not the same thing when you're inside it.

• Giovanni : Watch out!

  [shoots a terrorist] 

  Allegra : I like how you cover me.

• Giovanni : Arlight, atleast tell me if Danika writes me.

  Francesco : [sarcastic]  Definitely.