Jennifer Lawrence is behind locked doors rehearsing for her new big roll in a hollywood- OH WHO ARE WE KIDDING? THERE'S A BIG TOILET JOKE HERE! WOOOO!!.
News That Doesn't Stink's Gary Guy scores an exclusive interview with Taylor Swift. She's so dang sweet, she's like a plate of snickerdoodle cookies. Right? Am I right?
Do they? You go ask them right now, you may not like the answer. Wait, maybe your parents are super great and really know just what to get you and you asking them will ruin everything? Wow. So confusing, I don't know what to say here. Good luck.
Pharell is happy to save us all from an evil kaiju from who knows where. Thank you, Pharell. Thank you, Pharell's magic hat. Thank you, Pharell's magic all destroying hat bunny. THANKYOU.
Who would win in a creepy battle? Ghosts or clowns? This junk is so scary I can't even watch. I'm just the guy that writes the words here. I don't have to actually watch the video, do I? I hope not. I'm kind of fragile.