Absolutely horrible. So bad it wasn't even funny. Boring soft core porn. It's neither a legitimate movie nor is it actual poem that's supposed to be a horrible movie. Worst of both worlds. I can't belueve I pay Comcast for this crap. Ugh.
5 Reviews
I don't totally get the idea
TheMexFilm3 April 2024
Warning: Spoilers
A lot of sofctore movies are interesting, in the aspect that it has implied nudity, beautiful women, and some women with a pan-like physique that makes each scene more intense than the scene that came before. One thing that strikes me a lot about this type of film is that it mixes topics such as science and sofctore, that is, two topics that can be of public interest perfectly.
However, in this case I don't know if it's the bad performances of the actors in general or that the film in many of the critical moments loses the plot or that it's simply a nude movie that tries to attract attention through morbidity, but turns out to be unstriking and repetitive, especially the shots of the sharks that look unrealistic because they are an image simulated on a computer.
I think it's one of those movies that you don't finish watching because they get boring, particularly when you see that the only thing it offers are names of famous actresses, some bad performances by the main actors and uninteresting scenes of sofctore. I also feel that in some parts there was a lack of lighting and better scenery.
However, in this case I don't know if it's the bad performances of the actors in general or that the film in many of the critical moments loses the plot or that it's simply a nude movie that tries to attract attention through morbidity, but turns out to be unstriking and repetitive, especially the shots of the sharks that look unrealistic because they are an image simulated on a computer.
I think it's one of those movies that you don't finish watching because they get boring, particularly when you see that the only thing it offers are names of famous actresses, some bad performances by the main actors and uninteresting scenes of sofctore. I also feel that in some parts there was a lack of lighting and better scenery.
I have never laughed so hard
deflep3184 April 2018
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As I was flipping through channels I saw something so hilarious i could not stop laughing. It was an actress making a motion like she was trying to put an invisible key in an invisible lock over and over again under the belly of another actress she was behind and the camera is doing a close up of it. This is some of the funniest simulated sex, and/or lets face it bad editing I have ever noticed. I stayed long enough to see a guy standing behind two ladies that seemed to be having sexual encounters with invisible twins as they were naked twerking in a way where no organs could even line up unless the male actor got his porn degree from Hentai University. Then I had to come here to write this review.
Fun For What It Is
Michael_Elliott31 August 2017
Shark Babes (2015)
** 1/2 (out of 4)
A bunch of beautiful ladies (with big boobs) go to an ocean research center where they are going to help Dr. Quivers track sharks. There's one certain shark however who seems to have a sexual power and a way to take over the minds of the scientists.
SHARK BABES is another sexploitation film from director Jim Wynorski. If you're familiar with the director's work then you'll pretty much know what to expect out of this movie, which originally aired on Showtime and it can still be seen there. If you're looking for some sort of art crap then it's best not to watch this. This is one of those movies that plays at three in the morning and it's actually a lot more entertaining than you might expect.
Wynorski certainly knows how to keep a film like this moving. The worst thing that can happen when watching a movie like this is that you get bored and lose interest. One thing that really helps is that the cast here is so entertaining that you really can't help but have some fun. Aubrey Addams, Bridgette B. and Cindy Lucas are all fun in their roles and I also thought Jack Fate was good as the nutty scientist.
Obviously, the main thing this film has going for it are the simulated sex scenes and the non-stop nudity from the ladies. Again, you should know what to expect. With that said, the most creative thing here is the title song, which has some hilarious lyrics and is rather catchy.
** 1/2 (out of 4)
A bunch of beautiful ladies (with big boobs) go to an ocean research center where they are going to help Dr. Quivers track sharks. There's one certain shark however who seems to have a sexual power and a way to take over the minds of the scientists.
SHARK BABES is another sexploitation film from director Jim Wynorski. If you're familiar with the director's work then you'll pretty much know what to expect out of this movie, which originally aired on Showtime and it can still be seen there. If you're looking for some sort of art crap then it's best not to watch this. This is one of those movies that plays at three in the morning and it's actually a lot more entertaining than you might expect.
Wynorski certainly knows how to keep a film like this moving. The worst thing that can happen when watching a movie like this is that you get bored and lose interest. One thing that really helps is that the cast here is so entertaining that you really can't help but have some fun. Aubrey Addams, Bridgette B. and Cindy Lucas are all fun in their roles and I also thought Jack Fate was good as the nutty scientist.
Obviously, the main thing this film has going for it are the simulated sex scenes and the non-stop nudity from the ladies. Again, you should know what to expect. With that said, the most creative thing here is the title song, which has some hilarious lyrics and is rather catchy.
Hysterical Soft Porn Comedy
maudejunior16 October 2021
This film is a hysterical sexy romp, (with SHARKS)! That is so ridiculous, fun and silly. It's a rare treat and harkens back to the days of a 1960s drive-in, but in the 21st Century. A real fun time, especially with a group of friends after late-nite shennanigans! Or even alone! You'll thank me for recommending, because it's FUN!
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