Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Zygon Inversion (2015)
Ingrid Oliver: Osgood
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Quotes
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The Doctor : London! What a dump.
Osgood : London's okay.
The Doctor : Not it's not. It's a dump.
Osgood : You spend an awful lot of time here, considering it's a dump.
The Doctor : I spend an awful lot of time being kidnapped, tortured, shot at, exterminated - doesn't mean I like it.
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Osgood : Why do you have a Union Jack parachute?
The Doctor : Um, camouflage.
Osgood : Camouflage?
The Doctor : Yes, we're in Britain.
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Osgood : The Tardis.
The Doctor : The Tardis.
Osgood : What does it stand for?
The Doctor : What? You're kidding me? Surely you know that?
Osgood : Well, I've heard a couple of different versions.
The Doctor : I made it up from the initials. It stands for Totally And Radically Driving In Space.
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The Doctor : What's your name?
Osgood : Osgood.
The Doctor : No, no, no, your first name.
Osgood : What's your first name?
The Doctor : Basil.
Osgood : Petronella.
The Doctor : Let's just, uh, stick with what we had.
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Osgood : The first thing I'd do if I was to invade the world would be to kill you.
The Doctor : Thanks.
Osgood : I wouldn't even let you get talking, like you always do. Bullet between the eyes, first thing.
The Doctor : Again, thank you.
Osgood : Twelve times if necessary.
The Doctor : Ah, yes, well why limit yourself? You've really thought this through, haven't you?
Osgood : I'm a big fan.
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Osgood : Why didn't that Zygon blow us up with her big bazooka?
The Doctor : She did blow us up with her big bazooka. This is us being blown up with a big bazooka.