Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)

Josh's Girlfriend Is Really Cool! (2015)

Rachel Bloom: Rebecca Bunch

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• Rebecca Bunch : I wanna kill you and wear your skin like a dress, but then also have you see me in the dress and be like, "O.M.G., you look so cute in my skin!"

• Rebecca Bunch : I wanna lock you in a basement, but in that basement you would also be my personal trainer. I want your abs! Break into your mom's house, collect your baby teeth and turn then into my new retainer. I want your smile! Cook your spit into a chowder, dry your sweat into a powder and do lines of you all through the night!

• [Rebecca lists various things she wants to do to Valencia] 

  Rebecca Bunch : Take measurements of your body, then go up to a surgeon, make my body like your body - like that film with Liberace!

• Rebecca Bunch : A true friend is somebody who loves you no matter what. Even if your downward dog is horrible!

• Valencia Perez : Oh, you were making a joke.

  Rebecca Bunch : Yeah!

  Valencia Perez : Oh! Yeah, I think you did that once before. Sorry, I don't like humor.

• Valencia Perez : Did you, like, go to Harvard or something?

  Rebecca Bunch : Um, yeah, but I don't like to talk about it because people get weird.

  Valencia Perez : Your shirt says Harvard.

  [Rebecca looks down at her chest] 

  Rebecca Bunch : That way I don't have to talk about it.

• Valencia Perez : I actually don't have a lot of girlfriends. The last time I had a solid crew was in high school, but then they all got jealous because I got these amazing boobs, and they were still trolls, and so they spread all these rumors that I, like, slept with the English teacher.

  Rebecca Bunch : No!

  Valencia Perez : I know! Which is a total lie because we only did hand stuff!

• Rebecca Bunch : Valencia? That's such a beautiful name! What's the origin of that?

  Valencia Perez : Well, it used to be Maria, but I never felt like a Maria. So I changed it to my mother's maiden name, Valencia. It's the Spanish word for brave.

• Rebecca Bunch : Spiders? I drove by there the other night and it was hoppin'. I always wonder though, is it possessive, Spider's, or plural Spiders', because every time I get a flyer for it, the apostrophe is always in a different place.

• Rebecca Bunch : Hey! I didn't move here for him, remember? I moved here because I needed a change and Josh just happens to be here, okay? Get it straight.

  Paula Proctor : Oh, are we still doing that?

• Rebecca Bunch : I wanna lock you in a basement with soundproof walls and take over your identity. I wanna cut the silky hair right off your head and slurp it up like spaghetti.