Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)

I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy! (2015)

Santino Fontana: Greg Serrano

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• [Josh, Greg, White Josh and Hector have just woken up after spending all night away working on putting together a dining room table for Valencia, with who Josh has just moved in] 

  Josh Chan : Valencia is so mad at me. We've been here all night, and I haven't even finished sorting the screws.

  Greg Serrano : Josh, there's still time to bail... on the table, I mean. We were friends with you before we even met this table.

  White Josh : Ah, the truth is, none of us really even like... the current table.

  Greg Serrano : I hate this table.

  White Josh : We don't like, um, this table.

  Greg Serrano : You're going to ruin your life... if you stick with this table.

  White Josh : Bros before... tables.

  Hector : I think it's a nice thing you're doing. Nicest thing I ever did for a girl was pull out.

  Greg Serrano : Hector...

  Hector : She has tandem parking, so after I'm there for a while, I have to pull out, which is such a pain 'cause it feels so great just to leave it in there. The worst is when it's alternate side of the street parking, 'cause then I have to park in the back. I don't get why there's a spot back there. It's so tight. It feels more like an exit. So then I'm going front, back, front, back... and it's all dirty in the back, so when I move it to the front, then that gets all dirty. I'm just happy I have a spot at all... 'cause I used to have to pay.

• Josh Chan : I wanna surprise her.

  White Josh : Surprise her? With furniture? She's very picky, dude.

  Greg Serrano : Yeah, yesterday you got in trouble because you bought the wrong kind of sage. You bought the kind you put in food, not the kind you scare ghosts away with.