Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy! (2015)
Rachel Bloom: Rebecca Bunch
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Quotes
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Rebecca Bunch : What is Karen doing? She put two spaces after a period. What is this, 1997?
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Rebecca Bunch : Oh God, you're still here. Tell it to me straight, am I schizophrenic?
Dr. Phil : I'm not really here, I'm just in your imagination. I mean, let's face it, you do have a very active imagination. One minute, you're walkin' down the street, the next minute, you're in a big musical.
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Paula Proctor : Look, I get it. Greg is your Jacob, but we all know you're gonna end up with Edward. Because you're Bella.
Rebecca Bunch : What is that reference? It's on the tip of my tongue. It's...
Paula Proctor : Twilight!
Rebecca Bunch : Twilight! Yes.
Paula Proctor : It's only the greatest story since Shakespeare... in Love!
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Rebecca Bunch : I'm just gonna call Josh and see if it's cool that I come over.
Paula Proctor : Do you need me to call Valencia from a burner phone and tell her there's been a murder at the yoga studio so you and Josh can have more alone time?
Rebecca Bunch : You came up with that way too quickly.
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Darryl Whitefeather : Karen said that she smells Vodka on you.
Rebecca Bunch : That's ridiculous! Vodka doesn't smell!
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Paula Proctor : Is that Greg again? Look at that, he has texted you six times already today!
Rebecca Bunch : Yeah, because he's my friend! We're friends! We're gonna go to a movie - as friends!
Paula Proctor : It's like he's a stalker. Okay? No one likes a stalker.
[Paula looks through her binoculars]
Paula Proctor : Oh, the eagle and the bitch have landed.
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Rebecca Bunch : Are you taking me off the case? Please don't take me off the case! Because if you take me off the case, that means I'm not working, and if I'm working, it means I have to think thoughts!
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Dr. Phil : Josh could find you if he wanted to. You have made yourself REALLY easy to find. You have been rejected. Rejected! He doesn't want you! That's reality, deal with it!
Rebecca Bunch : No, I'm not gonna listen to you. You talk silly.
Dr. Phil : Oh my God!
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Rebecca Bunch : Oh, what's that, little pill? "Eat me, Rebecca?" I think I will.
Dr. Phil : Pills don't talk. Don't take it! She took it.
