Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler/Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band (2015)

Beck Bennett: Gov. Jeb Bush, Various

Quotes 

• Wolf Blitzer : Okay, well, it looks like Jeb's got his courage back up. He's ready to take another run at Trump. Mr. Bush, go ahead and say out loud what you've been quietly muttering to yourself.

  Gov. Jeb Bush : Trump? I mean, this guy is the chaos candidate. Am I right? Chaos. Is he for real? No, man.

  Donald Trump : Jeb, you're a very nice man, but you're basically a little girl. Folks, this is true, I got hold of Jeb's birth certificate at full disclosure. His real name is Jeborah.

  Gov. Jeb Bush : That is not true!

  Donald Trump : [in a mocking sing-song voice]  Jeborah! Jeborah!

• Wolf Blitzer : All right, before we go to commercial, we'll give Jeb one last chance to make an impression.

  Gov. Jeb Bush : [waving his hands desperately to the other candidates at their podiums]  All right, guys, listen. If we work together, we can stop Donald Trump. If you combine my numbers with yours, yours, and yours, we'd almost win!

  Donald Trump : Hey, Jeborah, shut your pie-hole.

  Gov. Jeb Bush : Okay, you know what, you're a jerk. You're never gonna be President, Donald.

  Donald Trump : Yeah, no kidding. None of us are, genius. And I'll tell you something else: Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!