The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Lazy Jay Ranch: Parts 3-4 (1961)
William Conrad: Narrator
Quotes
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[All of the people of Squaw's Ankle run away at the mention of Lazy Jay Ranch]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Maybe we oughta leave, too. Whilst we are able.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Oh, Bullwinkle! You're not going to let them scare you away, are ya?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : I was toying with the idea, yes.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, come on!
Narrator : And so, undaunted...
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, only slightly daunted.
Narrator : - our friends set out for the Lazy Jay Ranch.
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Rocket J. Squirrel : [regains consciousness after fainting] Did... Did I hear you right? This is a worm ranch?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : A worm ranch?
Narrator : A worm ranch?
Lazy Jay : Say, if you fellas could get together, you'd make a fine trio.
Rocket J. Squirrel , Bullwinkle J. Moose , Narrator : A worm ranch!
Lazy Jay : See? I told you.
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Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, what do you raise on this ranch?
Lazy Jay : I'd better whisper it.
[whispers in Bullwinkle's ear]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : WHAT?
[Bullwinkle faints]
Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle! Gee, he fainted! What did you say to him?
Lazy Jay : I'd better whisper it.
[whispers in Rocky's ear]
Rocket J. Squirrel : WHAT?
[Rocky faints]
Narrator : Good heavens! Both of our heroes have fainted! Well, but what did you say to them?
Lazy Jay : Just told them what we raised on this ranch.
Narrator : Well, what is it?
Narrator : I'd better whisper it. Worms.
Narrator : WORMS?
[the narrator faints]