The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Lazy Jay Ranch: Parts 3-4 (1961)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Witch's Boss, Psychiatrist, Magic Mirror, King, Mr. Peabody, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• [All of the people of Squaw's Ankle run away at the mention of Lazy Jay Ranch] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Maybe we oughta leave, too. Whilst we are able.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Oh, Bullwinkle! You're not going to let them scare you away, are ya?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I was toying with the idea, yes.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, come on!

  Narrator : And so, undaunted...

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, only slightly daunted.

  Narrator : - our friends set out for the Lazy Jay Ranch.

• [Bullwinkle tries to round up a worm that's strayed from the herd. The defiant worm sticks its tongue out at Bullwinkle and blows a raspberry] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : That does it! No early worm can give *me* the bird!

• Rocket J. Squirrel : [regains consciousness after fainting]  Did... Did I hear you right? This is a worm ranch?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : A worm ranch?

  Narrator : A worm ranch?

  Lazy Jay : Say, if you fellas could get together, you'd make a fine trio.

  Rocket J. Squirrel , Bullwinkle J. Moose , Narrator : A worm ranch!

  Lazy Jay : See? I told you.

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, what do you raise on this ranch?

  Lazy Jay : I'd better whisper it.

  [whispers in Bullwinkle's ear] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : WHAT?

  [Bullwinkle faints] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle! Gee, he fainted! What did you say to him?

  Lazy Jay : I'd better whisper it.

  [whispers in Rocky's ear] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : WHAT?

  [Rocky faints] 

  Narrator : Good heavens! Both of our heroes have fainted! Well, but what did you say to them?

  Lazy Jay : Just told them what we raised on this ranch.

  Narrator : Well, what is it?

  Narrator : I'd better whisper it. Worms.

  Narrator : WORMS?

  [the narrator faints]