Red Dwarf (TV Series)

M-Corp (2017)

Craig Charles: Lister

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Quotes 

• Lister : Ah, I don't need a present, Kryts - I got everything I need.

  Kryten : Sir - you've got nothing; no life, no partner, no future... you're so easy to shop for!

• Chippy : Well, Dave, some of your arteries have more fur than an Eskimo fur clothes shop, but diet and exercise can fix all that. I can also monitor your improvement by giving you daily updates of when you're likely to die. Would you like to know that, Dave?

  Rimmer : Ah, yes please, man.

  [in Lister's voice] 

  Chippy : You'll be sixty-three, Dave.

  Lister : Rimmer, I don't want to know that!

• Kryten : It's much as I feared, sir.

  Lister : What?

  Kryten : Something really weird is going on!

• Lister : I can't hear 'im. I can't hear Rimmer.

  Cat : And you're complaining?