Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
Josh Has No Idea Where I Am! (2016)
Michael Hyatt: Dr. Noelle Akopian
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Quotes
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Rebecca Bunch : I imagine my life as a series of musical numbers.
Dr. Akopian : I know. Thanks for the solo, by the way. I always wanted to rock some sequins!
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Rebecca Bunch : Wait, am I dead? Because aren't you dead? Isn't that what a ghost is?
Dr. Akopian : There are such things as dream ghosts.
Rebecca Bunch : A dream ghost! Well, that sounds fun! Oooh, can we do fun things? There's a ton of stuff I wanna do. One, I wanna haunt Hitler and get him to rethink a few things. Two, I wanna see what Oprah does in her bathtub. And three, I wanna go to the nearest planet with intelligent life and see a play.
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Dr. Akopian : You know the trope? In storytelling it's a norm. When a person's in trouble a manifestation of their subconscious appears in the form of a dream ghost, giving advice you kinda already knew. I'm a dream ghost! I'm really just your mind working things through. It's not clear if I'm hallucinated or actually magic. Let's leave it vague, it's more interesting that way.
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Rebecca Bunch : The middle-aged ladies really dig Greg.
Dr. Akopian : Oh, yes! I only wish he were a search term on porn sites.
Rebecca Bunch : Oh... kay, let's cool it, dream ghost.
