User Reviews

This movie was pretty good, it was straight and to the point, Erik gets a pineapple haircut and drinks wine. Doesn't get much better than that if we're being honest. The camera angles and shots were just stunningly amazing, they were mainly focused on Erik while he got the haircut and they were very good for what they were. The characters in this film, mainly including Erik and Jenna, had amazing performances, Erik sat their drinking his fine wine while getting an amazing haircut, and Jenna was very intricate and careful while cutting and detailing Erik's hair into a beautiful pineapple-cut. The score for this film is out of this world. The pieces of music for each scene were brilliantly made and make the audience feel so much emotion and makes suspenseful scenes so much more suspenseful than if they didn't have any music at all. Overall, this movie, actually, not a movie, a masterpiece, this masterpiece tries so many things and excels at all of them. I should change that question mark in my header to a period.

I'm hugely disappointed that I missed the premier of this cinematic tour de force. This film was shamefully overlooked by the Academy despite having all the elements of other epic films. The plot was essentially how a cunning genius was able to-against the odds-achieve his dream of creating his magnum opus autobiographical work with the financial backing of hundreds of admirers. It follows a day in his life as he gets a complete makeover, trading his earthy manly look for one of fruit. Not content with that transformation-he seeks to improve physically. All the while doing what he does best: teaching etiquette while drinking wine and hassling Ted Cruz. Aaaaaaaannnnndddd post.