Scream Queens (TV Series)

Scream Again (2016)

Jamie Lee Curtis: Dean Cathy Munsch

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• Cathy Munsch : Alright Chanels, your job is to follow the doctors around and observe them. You just stand there silently. Something I like to call ghosting.

  Chanel #3 : Point of order, I don't think that's what ghosting is. Ghosting is when you leave a party without saying goodbye.

  Zayday Williams : That's French Exit.

  Chanel #5 : Okay, you guys are all idiots. Ghosting is when you've been texting with a guy for a long time, and you know, things are going really, really well and you think that's he's really into you, and then all of a sudden, one day he just stops texting back because he finally saw what you look like, and so you just text him, and you're like, "Hey sexy, where'd you go?" And then he just doesn't answer because he ghosted.

  Chanel Oberlin : Wait, isn't ghosting when you do a number two and you look down at the paper and there's nothing there, and so you stand up and you look in the toilet but there's nothing there either because the turd somehow got shot down the hole before you even flushed? I mean, that's ghosting.

  Cathy Munsch : Alright! There are a lot of uses for the term ghosting. The usage I am describing is where you stand silently and say nothing!

  Chanel Oberlin : That's not ghosting.

• Dr. Cassidy Cascade : You know you're not really a doctor.

  Cathy Munsch : I'm sorry, but when I gave the commencement address of the University of Pittsburgh last year, they gave me the actual honorary doctorate they stripped from Bill Cosby.

• Zayday Williams : We need to have a discussion.

  Cathy Munsch : Does it involve the inane decision to make our first case an incurable genetic disorder? Why on earth did I insist on making werewolf-girl our flagship case? Would've been easier to cure Zika.

• Cathy Munsch : The Chanels? For two whole years, I barely thought of them, but then a Netflix documentary series turned them into national obsessions.