The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
The Mystery of the Unknown Caller (2016)
Debra Messing: Laura Diamond
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Quotes
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Captain Nancy Santiani : What the hell were you doing?
Laura Diamond : I was simply...
Captain Nancy Santiani : No! That was a rhetorical question! Do you want to know what I was doing at 3:30 this morning?
Laura Diamond : Is that a real question or a rhetorical one?
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Laura Diamond : [Voicemail message] You've reached Detective Laura Diamond, NYPD, 2nd precinct. If this is an emergency, you should be calling 9-1-1, not me. Leave a message
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Jake Broderick : Jennifer and I are taking all of the boys for Chinese. You mind if I keep ours for tonight?
Laura Diamond : More Xbox time for me
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Laura Diamond : [Whistles and waves the Meter Maid who is about to give them a parking ticket] Hi. By the power vested in me, I hereby deputize you to secure this crime scene. Congratulations
Meter Maid : Does that come with more pay?
Laura Diamond : Eh, that is an HR question, but there is a dead body in there, so no one comes in or out, until the cops come
Meredith Bose : The other cops
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Laura Diamond : Hello Reynaldo. You're awfully buddy-buddy with the 82nd
Reynaldo : Fun fact: I actually work with the entire NYPD, not just you, Diamond
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Laura Diamond : [Looking at her father's phone] Ugh! FYI there is an incognito browser for if you're gonna be looking at adult content
Leo Diamond : Whom am I hiding from? I'm an adult
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Max Carnegie : There you are! Sorry to interrupt whatever this is. Ehm, I found what you wanted on Lucy Diamond. It's so funny, this woman has the same last name as you
Jake Broderick : [Grabs the folder from Max] You're not supposed to be working your sister's case and you got Max working it too?
Max Carnegie : [Acts surprised] Oh, so she's your sister. That makes so much more sense. And why don't I know you have a sister?
Laura Diamond : Half
Jake Broderick : That's enough Max
Max Carnegie : Fine, but there will be conversation about this at a later date. Page two is the rap-sheet for what I now assume is your brother-in-law
Laura Diamond : [sighs] They weren't married
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Laura Diamond : [to Lucy] And don't even think about lying, cause I will smack the living...
Captain Nancy Santiani : Diamond!
Laura Diamond : Sisters can smack sisters
Captain Nancy Santiani : Not in a police precinct they can't
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Laura Diamond : If you're just gonna sit there, judging, I can go back to my seat
Captain Nancy Santiani : What? Did I say a word?
Laura Diamond : I'm a mind reader
Captain Nancy Santiani : Oh, you should spend less time reading people's minds and more time reading them their rights
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Laura Diamond : Paranoid much?
Captain Nancy Santiani : It's true in parenting as it is in police work: you hope for the best, but you plan for the worst
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Laura Diamond : If I'd known I would be riding in a trash bin, I wouldn't have showered