Brawl in Cell Block 99 (2017)
Vince Vaughn: Bradley Thomas
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Quotes
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James : Are you ok?
Bradley Thomas : South of ok. North of cancer.
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Bradley Thomas : I'd rather knit baby booties with pink yarn than hit people for no reason.
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Bradley Thomas : [Andre shines torch in Bradley's face] That necessary?
Andre : Pretend like you're talking to God.
Bradley Thomas : He doesn't smell like nachos.
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Bradley Thomas : I'm gonna use that one.
M.P.V. : We're using it now, gringo.
Bradley Thomas : Don't call me a foreigner. Last time I checked, the colors of the flag weren't red, white and burrito.
M.P.V. : Wanna start some stuff?
Bradley Thomas : I'm more of a finisher.
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Gil : How'd the transaction go?
Bradley Thomas : Never a problem with Cuz.
Gil : Yeah I like that nigger. Or is it - is it "nigga" with an A at the end, when you're saying it nice?
Bradley Thomas : Don't think someone like you can say that word any way polite.
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Gil : In the fridge. Jill got you your faggoty mineral water.
Bradley Thomas : I didn't know H2O's got a sexual orientation.
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[passing phone to Eleazar]
Bradley Thomas : Talk correct, or get raped.
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Bradley Thomas : Our marriage, us, we've, uh... It's like it's like when I go into the mini-mart at the gas station and get coffee. They got those three metal containers there. One's got cream, one's got milk, and the other's got that gray-lookin' skim stuff. And every time I go in there, those labels are faced away, and I have to guess which one's the real stuff, the cream. But every time, the first container I grab is always that milk or that skim stuff. It's never the one I want. The law of averages says one out of three times, I... I ought to get the cream, but it doesn't happen. Maybe if I go in there a thousand times, it'll even out like it should. I'll have a run of pickin' out the cream fifty or a hundred times in a row, but, uh... I don't think so. I don't think things even out fair like that.
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Bradley Thomas : When I autograph that cast, should I make it out to Mr. or Mrs. Bitch?
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Bradley Thomas : That's right, I'm loco. Now get the fuck out of my crazy way.
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Detective Watkins : Give us some names. Give me one important name. Who are you working for?
Bradley Thomas : I work alone.
Detective Watkins : Who supplies your crystal?
Bradley Thomas : Some guy.
Detective Watkins : "Some guy" got a name?
Bradley Thomas : I forgot.
Detective Watkins : Would you remember if I showed you a list of names?
Bradley Thomas : Don't like to read. Won't even see a movie if it's got subtitles.
Detective Watkins : Well, what would happen if I read them aloud? You wouldn't even have to say anything. Just nod your head up and down.
Bradley Thomas : I'll narrow it down for you. What's your name?
Detective Watkins : Detective Lawrence Watkins.
Bradley Thomas : That wasn't it.
Detective Watkins : You find this humorous?
Bradley Thomas : Your tricks are.
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Detective Watkins : You're looking at four years, maybe five. Do you know that drug traffickers actually serve those sentences?
Bradley Thomas : I'm aware that the system is harder on guys that distribute drugs than it is on men who commit acts of violence against women and children. Do you think that's fair?
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Lauren Thomas : You're gonna be a drug dealer?
Bradley Thomas : No. I'm gonna drive packages for a friend.
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Andre : You box?
Bradley Thomas : No.
Andre : Them muscles just for show?
Bradley Thomas : Helps me lift stuff.
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Cinnamon : I promise I can put a great big smile on each of those nuts.
Bradley Thomas : No thanks. I don't want anyone to see their braces.
