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Some Jerk with a Camera (TV Series)
Some Jerk RIFFS: Disneyland Opening Day Telecast Part 3 (2016)
Charlie Callahan: Spazz Master
Quotes
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Ronald Reagan : These children have been eagerly waiting to cross the moat for a wondrous trip through the Disney imagination.
Spazz Master : Sorta of a... journey into imagination, if you will.
Some Jerk With A Camera : Spazz.
Spazz Master : [singing] One little park...
Doggans : Don't make us hurt you
Spazz Master : ...in Orange County...
Some Jerk With A Camera : Last warning
Spazz Master : Walt made his mark...
Some Jerk With A Camera : OK you asked for it
Spazz Master : ...Southeast of Downey
[Chainsaw is heard]
Spazz Master : Aaaaaahhh
Some Jerk With A Camera : And I shall remove another toe every time you displease me again. OK?
Spazz Master : WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Some Jerk With A Camera : OK.
Spazz Master : Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Captain Barton : I'd like to give you some idea about the rocket ship itself.
Spazz Master : The rocket shit itself.
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Bob Cummings : Art Linkletter is looking for a microphone. He looks all confused.
Spazz Master : Good God! The Apocalypse Now shoot went smoother than this.
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Captain Barton : X12, X11, X10...
Doggans : X-Media!
Spazz Master : Ex Machina!
Some Jerk With A Camera : X-Acto Knife!
Doggans : X-Wing Fighter!
Spazz Master : X-Men Apocalypse!
Some Jerk With A Camera : Eggs Benedict!
Doggans : Exparent!
Spazz Master : xHamster!
Some Jerk With A Camera : EXTREME!