Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)
The Farting Sex Tourist (2017)
Timothy Olyphant: Joel Hammond
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Quotes
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Bookstore Woman : You'll find the zombie literature in our lifestyle section, next to the fertility crystals. If you hit witchballs, you've gone too far.
Joel Hammond : Isn't that always the case.
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Joel Hammond : Principal Novak, wait!
Principal Novak : Leave me alone.
Joel Hammond : Are you Serbian?
Principal Novak : Leave me alone!
Joel Hammond : [grabs car door] I saw the flag in your window. It's Serbian. I saw it in my research.
Principal Novak : Let go.
Joel Hammond : Do you speak Serbian?
Principal Novak : You people are insane.
Joel Hammond : Do you speak Serbian?
Principal Novak : No, but my grandmother does. You better let me go, because I live with her and if I'm not home by 8:00... Well, it's not a big deal, because I'm a grown man and I can do whatever I want. Still, I'm leaving.
Joel Hammond : [engine starts and tires screeching as Novak speeds away] I need to meet your grandmother!
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Joel Hammond : So we just got called into the principal's office.
Abby Hammond : Why? What'd you do?