Supergirl (TV Series)

Mr. & Mrs. Mxyzptlk (2017)

Jeremy Jordan: Winn Schott

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• J'onn J'onzz : Agent Schott, have you found records of human dealings with these lifeforms?

  Winn Schott : Uh, yes. Actually, lots. If you just...

  [putting information up on the monitors] 

  Winn Schott : ...take from it what you will, but between genies, djinn, and leprechauns, I mean, humans have been documenting contact with reality-bending creatures for centuries.

  Mon-El : [entering]  And how did they slay them? On Daxam, we crush them.

  Kara Danvers : What? No. Absolutely not.

  Mon-El : We learned the hard way that the only way to deal with them was to kill them quickly. Let me... let me take care of him.

  Kara Danvers : No! No. We don't kill.

  Mon-El : I'm not gonna let some imp stalk you and live.

  Kara Danvers : I can take care of myself, Mon-El. Let me handle it.

• Mon-El : Hey, pal. How's it going?

  Winn Schott : Oh, you know. Believe it or not, I'm having a girl issue.

  Mon-El : [feeling awkward after a fight with Kara]  Good timing.

  Winn Schott : Hey, hey. You're great with girls. They throw themselves at you left and right.

  Mon-El : Yeah, not all of them.

  Winn Schott : Come on, hit me. I need, like, a relationship pearl. Come on.

  Mon-El : Yeah. Uh... things were a lot easier on Daxam, when I objectified women and didn't care about anyone.

• Mon-El : What is in these?

  Winn Schott : Oh-ho-ho! Only the coolest alien artifacts ever.

  [slapping Mon-El's hand away] 

  Winn Schott : Ah, ah! We look with our eyes, okay?

• Winn Schott : Now, I know that the "E" in DEO stands for, like, "extra-normal", but this... I did not know we had stuff like this, dude.

  Mon-El : [seeing a blue amulet]  What would this do to the imp?

  Winn Schott : I have, uh, almost no earthly idea, but it tested off the charts on fifth dimensional energy.

• Winn Schott : We are ready to send your message to Mars whenever you are.

  Kara Danvers : What message?

  J'onn J'onzz : On Earth, it's customary to send messages on Valentine's Day. We had a similar custom on Mars.

  Kara Danvers : It's too bad you can't call her.

  J'onn J'onzz : Well, we Martians are a psychic people. All our communication was through thought. But when we had something really important to say, we would often write it down. On some planets, to write something down is to truly say it.

  Kara Danvers : Well, I'm sure M'gann will be very happy to hear from you.