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Herculean failure on both sides of the screen!
khunkrumark21 April 2017
The Loves of Hercules features a generously photographed (and heavily pregnant) Jayne Mansfield in two roles as Queen Deianira and Hippolyta. She ropes in her real life husband, muscle man, Mickey Hargitay to play Hercules. This 'power-couple' was extremely popular and famous back in the late fifties and early sixties... which is a testament to the Hollywood publicity machine rather than any ability these stars had as performers.

The 1960 flick is absolutely horrible and should have been a perfect vehicle for some witty riffing from the crew of The Satellite Of Love. But on this occasion, they fail to deliver. The puns are wordy and weak, the references are over-the-top obscure. There are also a lot of noticeably missed opportunities for some good gags.

This eighth entry of the MST3K reboot is the laziest one so far. (I'm watching them in sequence.) When the subject matter is this bad, the gags need to be a bit meaner so we can get on board with the torture that Jonah and the robots are going through. Instead, the crew seems genuinely happy to just roll out the riffs and take their lumps. I almost certainly won't be watching this one (numerous times) in the future!

I have learned from previous episodes to skip past the silly invention exchanges and head straight for the movie. I also stop watching when the movie ends. This means I can't comment on the antics of the peripheral MST3K characters. I've been disappointed in the ones I have seen and there's no reason to think that this or future episodes will get better.

A swing and a big miss boys, sorry.

Best gag: (sings) "I miss my dead wife!"
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4/10
The loves of hercules
tiggibarfield4 June 2017
Warning: Spoilers
I have never seen a Jane Mansfield film before and in this film she stars opposite her husband. The film was very much like films of its time. Very high quality costumes and a lot of screen time for the main actors.

Models such as the hydra and the big foot used in the scenes are very much like that models and a man in a costume. But they are funny as the comments by robots tom servo and croooow. Acting at times as wooden as the trees in the Amazon women scenes but the death scenes where characters die show no blood and looks like fake deaths.

Well worth watching on mst 3000 and watch show in its entirety. I have missed the humour that made this show a cult following and Netflix has made return of MST 3000 worth watching. If you do not like 2 robots commentating on films this is not the show for you. Just watch or buy film to see it it if that is better but I love watching films with the added humour.
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