DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Beebo the God of War (2017)

Amy Louise Pemberton: Gideon

Quotes 

• Gideon : In this version of history, the Vikings stayed and conquered all of North America, or as it's called now, New Valhalla.

  Mick Rory : Cool hat.

  Leo Snart : How many beers is that? It's not even noon yet. You have a problem, Micky.

  Mick Rory : I don't have a problem. Now shut up.

• Mick Rory : Gideon! The beer tastes like sewage water.

  Gideon : Was that a question, Mr. Rory?

  Mick Rory : Don't get smart, lady.

  Leo Snart : [entering]  I adjusted the fabrication settings. The Waverider's now a dry ship. No alcohol allowed.

  Mick Rory : You son of a...

  Leo Snart : You said your drinking wasn't a problem. If you can go a couple of days without booze, you've proven your point.

  Mick Rory : A couple of days? 42 hours?

  Leo Snart : 48.

• Sara Lance : All right, everybody, I know you're sad, so this is what we're gonna do. I want you to take all of your feelings about Martin and it put in a box, and then I want you to close the box, and then you're gonna lock the box.

  Leo Snart : Well, that sounds healthy.

  Sara Lance : Maybe not, but we got a job to do. Gideon, the anachronism, please.

  Zari Tomaz : Uh, level twelve?

  Gideon : Level ten didn't do it justice. Leif Eriksson's Vikings set up a colony in the New World around 1000 AD.

  Nate Heywood : Little-known fact, the Vikings "discovered" the Americas 492 years before Columbus, but due to Eriksson's adoption of Christianity, the Vikings decided to pack up their bags and head home. Sorry, Gideon, you were saying?