Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Balto (2017)
Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Steele - voice, Creepy Father, Chester A. Bum
Quotes
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Nostalgia Critic : They're watching a sled race led by a dog named Steele, who is so mean that literally every frame is determined to convince you he's pure evil!
Steele : [to Balto] Get out of here, wolf-dog. You'd better get back to your
[Spits]
Steele : pack.
[to Jenna]
Steele : Well, maybe your taste runs more toward... wolf.
[Carrying sausages in his mouth]
Steele : Jenna, join me for dinner.
Nostalgia Critic : I've never seen a bad guy where, every second, he's moving in some sort of obviously diabolical manner.
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Boris : Not a dog, not a wolf. All he knows is what he is not.
Nostalgia Critic : Wow, that was actually pretty heavy. How are you gonna follow something as complex as that up?
[the next scene shows Balto looking forlornly at a squeaky toy of a cat rolling by him. The Critic looks slightly stunned]
Nostalgia Critic : So that just happened.
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Steele : I'm gonna fold you five ways... and leave you for a cat toy!
Nostalgia Critic : [as Steele] Then you'll be a part of awkward punchlines like this!
[the clip with the squeaky cat toy plays]
Nostalgia Critic : SHAAAAME!
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Nostalgia Critic : Oh, and there's also these... I think polar bears, though they look more like Moogles if they ate Chien-Po.
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Nostalgia Critic : Is this like when Pluto's on a leash but Goofy can walk around? We just don't question it?
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Nostalgia Critic : It looks like the sled is missing in the storms. Well, okay. I'm sure a slight delay won't be a major issue...
[child sized coffins are built]
Nostalgia Critic : Oh, GOD! Shit's gettin' real, man! I'm just assuming the other coffins are for Tiny Tim, Little Matchgirl and Fullmetal Alchemist spoiler
[Nina Tucker]
Nostalgia Critic : ! Don't act like that can't happen! There's dogs in this world.