The Good Place (TV Series)

Everything Is Great! (2017)

Jameela Jamil: Tahani Al-Jamil

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Quotes 

• Tahani Al-Jamil : I'm quite confused.

  Eleanor Shellstrop : Let me explain, gorgeous. I don't know what this place is, but it is certainly not the Good Place. Michael is forking with us.

  Jason Mendoza : Like a prank show?

  Eleanor Shellstrop : Yeah! Like a prank show! Except, according to this note, it's a prank show we've all been on before.

  Michael : What note?

• Michael : Eleanor Shellstrop, you sneaky little so-and-so. That was some quick thinking. I'm extremely impressed. And to be honest, I'm relieved. At least there's an explanation for why this all went south so fast. But you're not gonna be so lucky next time.

  Tahani Al-Jamil : Next time?

  Chidi Anagonye : What?

  Michael : Yeah.

  Eleanor Shellstrop : He's gonna do it again.

  [she crumples up the note and puts it in her mouth] 

  Michael : That's not gonna work this time, dummy.

• Tahani Al-Jamil : I made a complete fool of myself tonight. I interrupted your big speech, badly stained my cargo pants, which, I have to admit, are quite comfortable. Oh, God, what's happened to me? I'm praising off-the-rack separates!

• Tomás : Are you alright, my dear?

  Tahani Al-Jamil : Yes, just not used to dressing like a plumberess, or is that what you call a female plumber, or is it a toilet sweep?

  [chuckles] 

  Tahani Al-Jamil : Or a clog wench? In any case, that's how I'm dressed.