The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Stockholm Syndrome (2019)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Sarah Michelle Gellar : Just to be clear, this isn't a date.
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, I know.
Sarah Michelle Gellar : Then why are you holding my hand?
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Bert Kibbler : You really think walking her is gonna help me meet girls?
Raj Koothrappali : Cinnamon is chick bait.
Bert Kibbler : Good. 'Cause I'm not.
Raj Koothrappali : Just remember, you're in charge. Don't let her pull you.
Bert Kibbler : That seems like an unnecessary thing to say.
Raj Koothrappali : And please, if you have any problems, any questions, call me immediately, okay? She's my baby.
Bert Kibbler : It shouldn't come up, but just in case, where could I buy a dog that looks exactly like her?
[seeing his look]
Bert Kibbler : Kidding. If she dies, I'll just tell you.
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Raj Koothrappali : You see the woman sitting next to me?
Howard Wolowitz : [looking] What about her?
Raj Koothrappali : [showing him his phone] Is this her?
Howard Wolowitz : Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Raj Koothrappali : Shh! Be cool.
Howard Wolowitz : [looking again] No, that's not her.
Raj Koothrappali : Okay.
[covering Sarah's eyes on the picture]
Raj Koothrappali : How about now?
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Sheldon Cooper : All right, bagels down. Before we head to the airport, I'd like to go over a few things.
[the others all groan]
Sheldon Cooper : From the moment we step off the plane, each and every one of you is an ambassador for Amy and myself.
Howard Wolowitz : [quietly to Bernie] Told you these tickets weren't free.
Sheldon Cooper : As such, your behavior must reflect the highest standards. Uh, Raj, bagel down.
Raj Koothrappali : If my blood sugar drops and I get bitchy, it's on you.
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Raj Koothrappali : I found her boarding pass in her purse. It's totally her.