Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained (TV Series)

¡El Chupacabra! (2003)

Bob Bergen: Porky Pig

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Quotes 

• Daffy Duck : We're tracking the half-alien, half-dinosaur, half-vampire: El Chupacabra!

  [a mysterious yell is heard] 

  Porky Pig : In Spanish, El Chupacabra...

  [the yell is heard again] 

  Porky Pig : means goat-sucker.

  Daffy Duck : Enough book research, eager young junior paranormal investigator. It's time for action!

  [Nothing happens] 

  Daffy Duck : Wipe already!

• Porky Pig : It says here that the Chupa-Chupa

  [the yell is continuously disrupted by Porky's stutter] 

  Porky Pig : goatsucker, unlike most predators, is only interested in blood.

  Daffy Duck : We won't find any mysterious phenomena that way.

  [He points at a mountain] 

  Daffy Duck : Now, climb up there and scout the area!

  Porky Pig : But, I...

  Daffy Duck : And don't come back until you find something mysterious, phenomenal and/or unexplained.

  [Porky leaves] 

  Daffy Duck : Meanwhile, I'll be searching for the perfect tan.

• Daffy Duck : Ah, finally, a waiter. I'll have a large ice tea, no lemon.

  [the Chupacabra says an "oh" noise] 

  Daffy Duck : Laaaarge-o ice tea-o. Noooo lemon-o.

  [the monster is confused] 

  Daffy Duck : Probably expects the gratuity.

  [the monster leaves as he sees Porky] 

  Daffy Duck : Back so soon?

  Porky Pig : I forgot my book.

  [the pig gets his book] 

  Daffy Duck : Now, where'd I put that sunscreen?

  [the Chupacabra springs his tongue out when Daffy gets his sunscreen] 

  Daffy Duck : Oh, there you are. Where's my drink?

  [the monster has a blue cup that resembles a goat's head with blood in it] 

  Daffy Duck : Look, sport, I am in fond of exotic, tropical drinks as the next duck, but that is not what I ordered. Take it away!

  [the monster drinks it before he hears Porky] 

  Porky Pig : I found something! Hey, look at all these great souveni - tchotchkes!

  Daffy Duck : You're never going to get anywhere without my help, are you?

• Daffy Duck : Rubber Ducky to Ham Hog. Rubber Ducky to Ham Hog, are you in position?

  [Porky is dressed up as a goat] 

  Porky Pig : Roger.

  Daffy Duck : [Daffy's feet are tied up to Porky]  Now, this is what I call multitasking.

  Porky Pig : Ham Hog to Rubber Ducky! Ham Hog to Rubber Ducky!

  [the Chupacabra approaches Porky] 

• Porky Pig : [At Club Chupacabra, Daffy and Porky are serving goat blood]  Yes, sir. Right away, sir! I'll be right there!

  Daffy Duck : You know, it's amazing what you'll do to keep your blood inside your own body.