Ash vs Evil Dead (TV Series)

The Mettle of Man (2018)

Arielle Carver-O'Neill: Brandy Barr

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Quotes 

• Kelly Maxwell : [sees her reflection]  What the actual... Fuck me! Oh, I look like Keith Richards.

  Brandy Barr : I was thinking more Iggy Pop.

  Ash Williams : Filthy and not fine.

• Brandy Barr : Three days ago my biggest concern was getting out of Elk Grove. Now I'm under it, with Ashy Slashy, who turns out to be my father and we're facing the end of humanity.

  Ash Williams : Yep. That's a hell of a shit sandwich, kiddo. I eat 'em everyday.

• Pablo Simon Bolivar : It's global.

  Ash Williams : Global? Oh, great. I've doomed humanity.

  [sits down] 

  Ash Williams : Yeah, well, you know what? Not like I didn't tell 'em. Pablo, how many times you heard me say this, huh? Why me? Who am I? Nobody. Nobody! Guy from Elk Grove, Michigan. Where the fuck is that? In the middle of Jack shit nowhere. That's where. You know what? I got news for you. I didn't ask for this. You think I want this horse shit? Be covered in blood twenty four-seven? Who the fuck would want that? Savior my ass. I'm a... a god damn failure.

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : Don't say that. Jefe, we're still in this.

  Ash Williams : Yeah.

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : We got Kelly's body. We need to save her.

  Ash Williams : Yeah, why? So she can die with the rest of us? So she can die with the rest of the human race?

  Brandy Barr : [smacks beer from his hand]  Enough! I don't know much about thie Evil Dead crap, and I know even less about why it chose you. But it did. You're the "Savior of Humanity", so get on your damn feet and own up to who you are! In the short time that I have known you, I have seen things that I never thought existed. Seen you do things that I never thought possible. You taught me to trust you, you taught me to believe in you. And I do. Please, don't let me down now.

  Ash Williams : You're right by God. Oh, boy. Give - give me a hand here. I've been kicking Evil's ass for more than thirty years. Who cares if Kandar is six feet tall or six hundred? I'm gonna show the world what a Williams can do.