Johnny Rose: Where did Alexis go?
David Rose: She went out. She said there have been some big changes in her life.
Johnny Rose: Yes, I should say so.
David Rose: Why are you waving a thermometer in my face?
Johnny Rose: It's a pregnancy test!
David Rose: Ooh! What?
Johnny Rose: There's a smiley face. So I assume that it's a positive result?
Moira Rose: Are we sure that it's hers?
Johnny Rose: Well, this test says that it's somebodys?
David Rose: Come to think of it, I know that Alexis has been having a lot of ups and downs but I chalked that up to her personal life being a smoldering piece of shit!
Johnny Rose: Someone needs to talk to her.
David Rose: Don't look at me! I'm sure that she knows that it's a mistake?
Moira Rose: I'll talk to her and tell her that SHE HAS NO RIGHT TO DUMP THIS PERSONAL AND FINANCIAL BURDEN ON US!
Johnny Rose: Maybe I'll talk to her?
Moira Rose: Now she'll have to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers!
David Rose: Ooh, can you imagine?
Johnny Rose: Moira, that's not going to happen!
Moira Rose: I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks! Let the nuns care for the little ones
Johnny Rose: What Alexis needs now is to feel supported by her family!
David Rose: I'll say it! I'm not in a space right now to be supportive of a baby!
Johnny Rose: [Turning to David] You know David I'm a little bit disappointed in you. You spend a lot of your time with Alexis. You could have done a better job of looking out for her!
Johnny Rose: Okay! I'm sorry I'm not a condom!
Moira Rose: [Screaming] I knew something like this would happen. God help us all!