Bobby wants in-the-flesh proof of the world's largest penis. Up close. We talk homicidal tendencies: machete vs. ice pick vs. butterknife. Bobby has a serious man crush and wants to give him a special kind of "hello."Meth is the best.
The birthday boy is upset because he's only on level 35. We talk about showering with siblings, The Visit, and PEDs. Khalyla is still a bitter melon over Mayweather.
Khalyla breaks the rules of improv which leads to penile shrinkage. Bobby kisses not one, not two, but FIVE whole mushrooms. Your life questions are answered. You're welcome.
Khalyla unleashes a fury. She blames her endometrial lining. Bobby might be sucking the D in his sleep. We talk DP, Drizzy, and delusion. We say this, we retract that, but Caitlyn Jenner is still the dickhead of the week.
We love you, here's a bonus Belly. Gilbo Baggins receives a questionable text from Khaly. Somebody among us still eats boogers. Khaly says sorry from the bottom of her troubled heart. Blacksack says hello.
Bobo does the chicken dance. Gilbo Baggins digs himself an even deeper grave. We talk REM sleep, dead relationships, and how to be a good samaritan (hint: it's not by playing Bejeweled Blitz).
Correction, toothless in Las Vegas. Bobby is soft in almost all the right places, except one. Khalyla has only one birthday request. We talk apprenticeship, addiction, and how not to sprain your ankle while chasing a girl.
Bobby rejects the science of eating poop. Khalyla confronts a mortifying possibility of sibling love. We fan out old flames and teach you how to deflect the teachings of L. Ron Hubbard.
Mama Tess phones in unexpectedly. Bobby has universal guilt as mayor of TigerBelly town. Khalyla is having a strategic love affair to become CFO. We talk a bit of Star Wars, roid rage and how Lee x Choe duo have no pull.
Bobby is tired of white heroes and wants you to rabble-rouse with him. Khaly measures a milky liquid substance. Gilbert isn't a fan of Candy Carson's baby teeth. The team joins RUMBLR and challenges you in the streets.
Bobby tells Ronda to get back to the mountains like Rocky. Khalyla threatens Gilbert with guava leaves. We say a prayer to a sexually ambiguous God. Khalyla just wants a hello.
Bobby has a super disco balls in the Middle East. Khalyla might have gotten herself banned from the motherland. Gilbert is Tia Carrera. We rate each other's friends, conjoin umbilical cords, and learn about solar powered inventions.
Bobo and Khaly might have been roofied. Khalyla fails at her thanksgiving speech. The team deliberates on feminine hygiene products, energy drinks, and how to seek vengeance (with blue fingernails).
We assess Gilbert's debut as a standup. Bobby's appa is the original human kite. We share family war stories, visit The Enterprise, and announce our first fan giveaway contest.
Bobby violates a stranger. Filipinos violate each other. The sisters rehash the Menonite experience. Bobby turns radical in role play. Long Toe challenges you to draw "Bio Efron" for a chance to win a naked spa date with Bobby.
Bobby is eager to see a leprechaun die. Someone has a giant throbbing varicosed beef thermometer. We talk about sibling love, the Kims of Comedy, and the varying effects of video games on the human brain.
We bow down to the leprechaun. Bobby and Khaly take a road trip to Arizona. Khalyla's dream scenario involves a centipede. We each choose three baby daddies whose sperm we'd like to genetically cross.
Bobby is not a fan of the Cleveland dingle-dangler. Khalyla makes a very wrong prediction about the Philippines. We talk post coital differences, flat faces, and what it takes to be soul sisters.